boris the sprinkler – dirty candy lyrics
(spoken)
dirty candy!
i can’t sleep at night
until i take another bite
of dirty candy
half out of the wrapper
and it’s lying in the cr+pper on the floor
didn’t wanna try it
now a staple of my diet
dirty candy
throw away my vegetables
and smile my dirty smile forever more
i should’ve known i was not quite right
went to the party with my pants too tight
been double+parking, i didn’t get a ticket
been eating dirty candy, and i didn’t get sick yet
felt like some freshenup or half of a nap
finished the party with it stuck to my lap
i didn’t want any, now i gotta have more
gimme dirty candy, gonna eat it off the floor
rumors do abound
of peoplе seeing me around
with dirty candy
like a sucked+on saf+t+pop
that’s got a littlе mileage to the string
candy+corny h+rny
like my mother used to warn me
dirty candy
sugar daddy, sugar mama
dirty sugar, baby, i’m a king
i should’ve known that i cooked my goose
went to the party with my pants too loose
i’ve been double+parking, and i didn’t get a ticket
been eating dirty candy, and i didn’t get sick yet
felt like some freshenup or half of a nap
finished the party with it stuck to my lap
there’s few things clear, but one thing’s certain
i don’t stop l!ckin’ ’til my tongue starts hurtin’
d+i+r+t+y
c+c+a+a+n+d+y
d+i+r+t+y
oh ho
[x2]
gimme mo’!
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