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boris the sprinkler – purple vulcan hot rod lyrics

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(spoken)
purple vulcan hot rod!

i bought a little buggy
and she runs on listerine
she got a crazy tinted windshield
and now everything is green
except my p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+
p+p+purple vulcan hot rod

the romulan at auto town was really rather nice
but then i bought it from the klingons
’cause the klingons beat the price
on any p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+
p+p+purple vulcan hot rod

positraction, vibroaction
high consumer satisfaction
eon+fluxion, noise reduction
thermo+spermo+auto+suction
seven wheels and seven tires
lotsa chrome and lotsa wires
twelve+speed automatic
radio just playing static

fuel+injected, hеat+deflected
numbеr pi r+squared+inspected
never bested, cool+infested
bones+approved and scotty+tested
rear window roller grill for weiners, brats, and roadk!ll
the headroom’s okay
the subwoofers are g+y

i got a plastic kierok
that fits nicely on the dash
you know he saves me when the planet shakes
and helps me when i crash
inside my p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+
p+p+purple vulcan hot rod

the v+120 engine is the king from here to venus
all the ladies wanna ride
and by extension want my p+n+s
and my p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+
p+p+purple vulcan hot rod

positraction, vibroaction
high consumer satisfaction
eon+fluxion, noise reduction
thermo+spermo+auto+suction
seven wheels and seven tires
lotsa chrome and lotsa wires
twelve+speed automatic
radio just playing static

fuel+injected, heat+deflected
number pi r+squared+inspected
never bested, cool+infested
bones+approved and scotty+tested
rear window roller grill for weiners, brats, and roadk!ll
three seven+sided fuzzy dice
it’s pretty nice

p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+
p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+
p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+p+
p+p+purple vulcan hot rod

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