boris the sprinkler – shave it lyrics
alone at a party on a sat+rday night
with a lady i met in the can
she said she didn’t know what got her feeling all right
’til she talked to the barbasol man
and he said, “shave it
you know i crave it
shave it
ah, diamond dave it”
a stupid straight razor’s too ma and pa kettle
a gillette sensor is just too metal for her
shave it
you’re looking at me like i’m on down the river
but you crawled on your knees just to l!ck up my liver for sure
shave it
she told me her dad was a lawyer from jersey
her mother a princess from china
to keep herself staying dеlectably fresh
she sticks pеppermints up her…sleeve
shave it
you know i crave it
shave it
sam & dave it
a matter of fact+ra, if i had my atra
there’s no telling what we’d achieve
but all i’ve got now is this ward cleaver special
it’s awfully rough on the beave
oh!
shave it
you know i crave it
shave it
solo…psych!
shave it
shave it
ah, jesus, save it
[spoken]
f+cking eric
[song ends]
[spoken outro]
robot voice: hi there, this is eric #1, and this is my actual voice. many of you have always wondered why i never get a microphone at boris live performances. many of you have also wondered why ron doesn’t get a microphone. i cannot answer either of those questions. i only know that’s the end of side one. so flip the cd over. jerky
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