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broadway karkat – karkalicious lyrics

[intro]
four, three, two, f-ck you
listen up y’all, this sh-t is ironic
strider’s beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonics!

[verse 1]
karkalicious: definition, makes terezi loco
she wants to know the secrets that she can’t taste in my photo
dyin’ just to know the flavor
i ain’t doin’ her no favors
no reasons why i tease
her flush just comes and goes like seasons
(four, three, two, f-ck you)

[chorus]
i’m karkalicious (so delicious)
no, i don’t do kismesis
and if you read any fanfics
all that sh-t is fict-tious
i blow kisses (mwah!)
don’t matter if we’re just moirails
trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
so delicious (super sweet)
so delicious (f-ckin’ adorabloodthirsty)
so delicious (even egbert wants a piece of me)
i’m karkalicious (l-l-l-l-like candy, candy)

[interlude]
karkalicious def-
karkalicious def-
goddammit, doc scratch stop f-cking around with my mic-

[verse 2]
karkalicious definition makes the shippers crazy
nepeta’s always squealin’, cutesy pet names like karkitty
i’m the k to the a, r, k, the a, the t
and the majority of pairings had better include me

[chorus]
i’m karkalicious (so delicious)
my body stays vicious
all the highbloods feelin’ nervous ‘cuz i’m doing some fitness
zahhak’s my witness (whistle)
bet that ship curls nepeta’s tail
and he’ll be needing all the towels ‘cuz i’mma make him sweat pails
so delicious (super sweet)
so delicious (f-ckin’ adorabloodthirsty)
so delicious (even egbert wants a piece of me)
i’m karkalicious (now you nooksuckers hold the f-ck up, check it out)

[bridge]
baby, baby, baby
if you really want me
honey get some patience
maybe then you’ll get a taste
i’ll be tasty, tasty
i’ll be laced with lacy
it’s so tasty, tasty
it’ll make you crazy
t to the a, to the s-t-e-y – f-ckin’ tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y – f-ckin’ tasty
d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s, to the d, to the e, to the, to the–

i’ll just spell it out for you
all the time i turn around trolls gather round always sniffin’ at me, wanna guess the color of my blood
i just wanna say it now – i ain’t trying to round up any drama, little f-cker i just don’t want you to know
and i guess i’m coming off as just a little insecure although i keep on repeating how the secret’s f-cking awesome
but i’m tryin’ to tell, it’s a secret that i just don’t wanna tell

[chorus]
terezi says i smell…
delicious (so delicious)
no, i don’t do kismesis
and if you read any fanfics
all that sh-t is fict-tious
i blow kisses (mwah!)
don’t matter if we’re just moirails
trolls be lining down the veil for a chance to fill a pail
my body stays vicious
zahhak’s been feeling nervous ‘cuz i got down to business
nepeta’s my witness (meow~!)
i’ll even let her first ship sail
just watch that kitten be the first in line to fill a pail

[extended chorus]
so delicious (eridan, see)
so delicious (you can trust me)
so delicious (i’ll help you be)
i’m karkalicious, l-l-like candy, candy
it’s so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
so delicious (ay, ay, ay, ay)
i’m karkalicious, (she says my blood is like candy, candy)

[outro]
t to the a, to the s-t-e-y – f-ckin’ tasty, t to the a to the s-t-e-y – f-ckin’ tasty
d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
t to the a, to the s t e y – f-ckin’ tasty. t to the a, to the, to the, to the, to the
to the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
to the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s
to the d to the e, to the l-i-c-i-o-u-s to the d, to the e, to the…now, wait just a motherf-ckin’ second

[outro interlude]
do i seriously have to spell this sh-t until the end of the f-cking song?
i mean, whoever f-cking wrote the original never had access to spellcheck i guess
because t-a-s-t-e-y does not spell tasty. was this fergie douchem-ffin illiterate or something?
what do you mean human rap artists are the only ones brave enough to write their own grammatical train wrecks and call it music!? what the f-ck even is will smith doing?
he doesn’t throw down sick fires anymore!?
f-ck this sh-t, i quit!

[instrumental outro]

- broadway karkat lyrics

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