broadwaystuck – rufioh, don’t call the cops lyrics
there’s this guy who comes to trollbucks
and i kind of wanna tap that
yeah, i kind of wanna tap that
but is he dtf?
he comes in at 4:13
and i smile and say “sup s+xy”
yeah, i smile and say “sup s+xy”
but before i wink, he’s left!
so today at 4:13
i decided i should change this
i decided i should change this
so i spiked his drink with gin
and today at 4:13
when i smiled and said “sup s+xy!”
he said, “did you put something in this?”
[spoken]
and i was liiiiike, yeah dude
you’re f+cked
cha+ching! score one for roxy lalonde!
also! did you know these doors can lock from the outside!
friends in low places buddy
we are about to get to know each other
i guess you’re stuck with me now
we’ll party hard the whole day long!
and he was like “gurl, i’m gonna sue you”
which provides the inspiration for this song
rufioh, don’t call the cops
we’re stuck inside this coffee shop
but rufioh, don’t call the cops
i love you, i love you, i love you
so tell me all about yourself
i wanna know your deepest secrets
i wanna know your deepest secrets
like do you have any ink?
yeah, it’s only 4:13
and i’m not off ’til 7
so let’s talk about your feelings
and your f+cked up creepy kinks
we can pass around the bottle
‘cuz you’ve gotta loosen up now
it’s confession time with roxy
buddy, no one else will know
and hey, look, this isn’t kidnap
we’re just sharing conversation
you’ve got hotness, i got vodka
this is all just quid pro quo
i said, “are you into blonde chicks? cause i think we could make this work”
he said, “i’m older than your father”
and i’m like “i don’t even have a dad, you jerk”
rufioh, don’t call the cops
we’re stuck inside this coffee shop
but rufioh, don’t call the cops
i love you, i love you, i love you
i am convinced that we could have a flawless time together
we might be locked inside this place, but you can be sure that i know some ways to make it better
rufioh, don’t call the cops
we’re stuck inside this coffee shop
but rufioh, don’t call the cops
i love you, i love you, i love you
already memorized your number
every night i go home and creep your tumblr
rufioh, don’t call the cops…
i love you, i love you, i love you
i love you… iloveyou
i love you
[spoken]
no stop, put your phone away!
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