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brojob - the birds and the brees lyrics

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let’s lock d-ck lips

give it up for the world and how they taught s-x-ed
i’m pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected
i always thought that making love was such a strange thing
especially when you decorate your c-ck with a ring

i’m not too sure what it’s for but i think that it’s cool
i’m about to get b-tt naked and jack off into the pool
and when i’m done with that i’ll probably shave off all my hair
and cover myself in mustard and throw myself down the stairs

i want to deep throat your b-lls with my -ss cheeks
while i bounce on your sack, we’ll call it gymnasties
i’ll make your nuts bounce like a pogo stick
have you seen my -ss?
you know that sh-t is extra thicc

every mother f-cker has something to say
b-tch, i’m like burger king – you can have it your way
tuck your b-lls back and squeeze them with your -ss

sometimes i wonder what it’s like to be a car
get leaded up on gasoline and hit my d-ck with a spark
now let’s do like a roller coaster and ride your life away
despite the constant negative press covfefe

let me tell you something about how to use a condom
make sure you get it extra small
so it’s wrapped around your c-ck
tie it in a knot, then cut the tip of it off
if you don’t have a condom, then you can use a sock
or just put your d-ck into a mini-headlock
remember, double penetration makes it way more safe
i’ll succ every single person in the human race

have you ever wondered what it’s like inside a copper pipe?
cause if you stick your d-ck in
you can start to do what’s called “the angry plumber”
it’s basically a bl-wj-b but without the hummer

give it up for the world and how they taught s-x-ed
i’m pretty sure you need a shield to keep protected
i don’t need no b-tterflies in my dumb-ss tummy
cuz brojob taught me how to do the unprotected dummy

basically you swing your d-ck around like it’s a sword
until you lose all feeling in your c-ck and then get bored
twist your nipples and slam your d-ck in the refrigerator door
send them to the slobber house

- brojob lyrics

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