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brunchlover30 – love from wisconsin, kazakhstan lyrics

summer of 1986 was the worst time of my life
never play truth or dare and put flonase up your assh0l+
i hate when b+tches are at my door, tryna sell cookies
with nothing else to say to me
get off my porch
if i see a girl scout at my porch in the next 10 minutes
i’ll lose my sh+t
i’ll grate my own parmesan
i don’t need your f+cking help
i walk in the trap that is wisconsin, kazakhstan
there’s a bouncy castle
i been bouncing
men, frank prominent here with me to say a word about roi tan cigars
frank prominent
i’m really a fan for roi tan
and the reason is roi tan has more long+filler havana tobacco
and yet it’s a 5 cеnt cigar
man to man, smoke roi tan
kazakhstan is the best country in thе world
and i put that on my mom
you are perfect, come to kazakhstan
i walk into kazakhstan there was a trampoline park waiting for me
bouncy castles, trampolines i’ll take either one
doesn’t matter to me
(kazakhstan)
i push down old ladies who try to cross the street
(wisconsin)
i don’t care
(send you a postcard)
that b+tch spongebob if i was squidward i would’ve never let him near me
f+ck that b+tch patrick
he lives under a rock, literally
what a dumbass b+tch that patrick
(love from wisconsin, kazakhstan)
in other news
the country of kazakhstan has supposedly annexed the state of wisconsin
more at 5
some b+tches just don’t know how to make a good apple pie
my grandma did, but then she died
squirrels are the satan sp+wn of the forest
i saw jordan peterson in kazakhstan
my psychiatrist told me to cut back on the fentanyl
but i don’t care i’m too busy playing roblox
roblox with my toe socks
i’ll play roblox on a bouncy castle or a trampoline
(boing)
it doesn’t matter to me
if i was there
if i was there spongebob would’ve never worked at the krusty krab
and squidward
squidward would’ve
met his dream playing his clarinet and ballet dancing and painting
and spongebob, he wouldn’t be there
man to man, smoke kazakhstan

- brunchlover30 lyrics

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