bug hunter – toddler with a slingshot (hell yep) lyrics
you pay me to exaggerate, i think i’ve done enough
of turning bummers into heartaches and crushes into love
sometimes our lives are mild, our stories: just okay
i’ll set your expectations in the middle when i say: “h+ll yep”
a h+ll yep
and knock me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler
with a slingshot
for example:
i got cornered by a salesman at a farmers market booth
selling cheap ceramic bowls mеant for dogs to eat their food
i haggle likе a master, i showed them how i do
i didn’t want one, but i got a deal for two
h+ll yep
i don’t have a regret
or a dog
knock me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler with a slingshot
don’t have the strength
don’t have the aim
i’m building up my motor sk!lls and everything’s a game
you say i’m harmless (you’re probably right)
but nothing is more trouble than a toddler going quiet
keep an eye on me, keep your eye, keep your eye on me
… and knock me down a peg when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler with a slingshot
i asked for half your candy bar
you raised it in the air
and split it down the middle
made a perfect little pair
you smiled like a sweetheart
my hand extended out
you winked at me and popped
both of the pieces in your mouth
h+ll nope
that one’s a h+ll nope… no mercy with a hershey ‘fore she
knocked me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
i’m just a toddler with a slingshot
don’t have the strength
don’t have the aim
i’m building my+my+motor sk!lls
and everything’s a game
you say i’m harmless (so did goliath)
but nothing is more trouble
than a toddler going quiet
keep an eye on me
keep your eye, keep your eye
and watch me well
or i’ll raise a little h+ll
… a h+ll yep
they asked me for a catch phrase
i didn’t miss a step
if their story’s kind of boring
you can tell ’em: “h+ll yep,” h+ll yep!
knock me down a peg
when i wanna be a big shot
and i will kick it up the next notch
and if i work, put in the labor
blood, sweat, call in every favor
eat my veggies, say my prayers
push myself to be a danger…
… i’ll be a preteen with a taser
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