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bxjo – tonky down lyrics

[intro]
oh my god, tonky

[verse 1]
aye, somebody grab him some players (zzzzt)
his f-ckin’ server’s dead
tough talk from an owner banning thousands every year
“i think tonky’s gone crazy,” yeah, daniel, you right
tonky’s always mad cooped up in the teamspeak, yellin’ at the mic
your server is boring, huh? (i know)
’bout to be 5 years old, dog
talkin’ ’bout “i’ma call up dorv bork”
man, you sound like a b-tch, b-tch
man up and handle your sh-t (ugh)
mad about something brad did in 2016
took you 3 years and a surprise reset just to get some new players
homie we get it, we know that you’re the greatest owner alive
f-ckin’ dweeb, all you do is play league of legends and stay inside
f-ck “club obsidian,” we’re the crafters
comin’ bare-faced with a diamond shovel
like the realm server when it’s finally out
his body next to this galactic sword, i’m sayin’

[chorus]
i’m sick of them level keys and them corny updates, let’s talk about it
i’m sick of you makin’ money but the server dead, let’s talk about it
both of us server staff from the east coast, we can talk about it
or we could get vape, i’ll turn up my reach
and put some blue outlines around it (ey)
[verse 2]
let’s talk about the fact you actually blacklisted a player
that’s twice as young as you (let’s talk about it)
let’s call dorv
ask why i can’t go on the teamspeak just because of you (brrt)
let’s ask austin
how you had all your staff tryin’ to shame us(huh?)
still can’t cover up the fact
your last three resets are as bad as your server
now tell me, what do you stand for? (what?)
i know you can’t stand yourself (no)
tryin’ to bring back the old obby so bad you play yourself (ha)
let’s leave all the beefin’ to ‘16(please)
tonky, you’re pushin’ 30
why you claimin’ that i’ma call dev?
when you the one that called pure(facts)
then you went and called halo(facts)
the staff team called me in the morning (what?)
they told me you mad about a griefer
you wanted me to say sorry (what?)
i swear to minecraft steve i ain’t believe him (nah)
please say it ain’t so (no)
the big bad bully of the minecraft game can’t take a f-ckin’ joke
oh, you want some f-ckin’ players(what?)
instead you should be saying prayers
yeah i’ll acknowledge you’re the goat
but i’m the crafter, b-tch, i got you in the combo (brra)
don’t have a heart attack now (no)
somebody help your mans up (help)
code weak of old age, the real realms never comin’ out!

[verse 3]
h-llo russell, my name’s bxjo
you should go back to 2015
i know your ego is hurtin’
just knowin’ that all of your players are leaving (hi)
he like, “d-mn, they all bored of me
except we releasin’ content on the daily
always making fun of me.”
stop being money hungry, russell, you livin’ in luxury (d-mn)
look what you done to me
dropped an update just because of me
d-mn, you in love with me!
you got chicken wings but i’m not hungry
shout out to every staff that’s up under me
know that i’ll never do you like this f-ckery
still bitter after everyone loves you

i gotta respect the ogs and i know most of ’em personally (aye)
but you’re just an owner actin’ like a god
so i gotta read you the eula (nursery)
i’m the ghost of the future
and you’re just viral f-cking tonky (facts)
i said on teamspeak anyone could get it
i ain’t know it would be you

[bridge]
ridin’ minecarts ’cause i gotta get this bread
it’s a fast track when your staff become your enemies, yeah
never hesitate to say it to your face, i’m an -ssh0l-
b-tch–ss motherf-cker
oh my god, tonky

[verse 4]
we know you get nervous, bubba
i see that bbq sauce all over your sweater
i wish you would lose yourself on the updates
that you made years ago, they were better
accordin’ to them, you’re a national treasure
to me, you’re as soft as a feather
“i’m not afraid,” okay bubba the grouch, chill on the couch (f-ck)
you got an miner, d-mn
can anyone else get some bread in their mouth? (for real)
they made a meme about you, you’re not in anyone’s top ten
you’re not getting better with time
it’s fine, tonky, take down the server
or write an apology
over the simple fact, you had to blacklist to acknowledge me
i am the prodigy
how could i even look up to you? you ain’t as brave as me
diss here, diss there, all these disses make your shake spill
last time you were original, was at home on a treadmill
you were named after a software
i was named after a cowboy (brr)
and don’t be a sucker and blacklist me off of ya server, (thank ya)
you the one always talkin’ ’bout the updates
text me the info i’m pullin’ up testing
and i’m by my f-ckin’ self, what’s happenin’?
zzz captain, promote me or demote me
that’s what he’s gonna have to do to me
when he realizes there ain’t sh-t he could do to me
everybody always hated me, this isn’t anything new to me
yeah there’s a difference between us
i got all of my sh-t without people riding me (aye)
i know you’re not used to me
usually one of your blacklists should ruin me
but b-tch i’m from boston
everybody quiet this evenin’, i’m f-cking up tonky
dropped a server called dungeons
so that means he trapped you
already played one owners sh-tty server this week
don’t make me call serayne

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