captain murphy – hovercrafts and cows lyrics
[skit]
intro:
caaaaaapppp!!!
ca… ca… ca… captian murphy…ha ha ha ha
reporter :
history’s man of mystery
rooted by a new sane l-st to dominate as-tron
his mystic powers and physical strength made him the most dangerous man of his time
no one knew him, they only feared him
all at last the real sudden story can be told
fan #1:
ohhhh!!! captian.. for soo long i have quivered at the thought of your lips on my crudely drawn mouth
captian murphy:
hey! don’t talk like that you- ya sl-t!
reporter:
here is the amazing true story of the man, whose evil g*nius still p-ssionate the entire world
fan #3:
ey! you know…..someone had told me you’re…..famous
captian murphy:
yahh!!
reporter:
the ladies adore him
lady:
captian murphy
captian murphy:
hie
lady:
hie, now, sir why do you think i should choose you to father my baby?
captian murphy:
huh???
reporter:
his hypnotic powers mesmerize the entire world
reviewer:
he makes it no secret….. he can do whatever he wishes…
do you understand what that means.. he must be destroyed before he destroys us all..
reporter:
but can they k!ll this man possessed by super powers of evil
lady:
captain murphy
captian murphy:
hahahahaha……(the cl-ssic evil laugh)
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