carl brutananadilewski(dave willis) – i’ll be home for christmas lyrics
[slow, reverent music plays]
[verse one]
i’ll be home for christmas
watching the papajohns.com bowl
florida state leads by twenty-eight
so why…is rutgers…attempting a field goal?! it’s 4th and 17, you gotta go 4th and do an inside kick!
christmas eve will find me
rocking out to styx
as i flog my kn-b to the j. crew catalog
’cause the video store closed at six!
[tempo increases, picks up rock beat]
[verse two]
i’ll be home for christmas
knockin’ back some brews
screw nutmeg, i got a party keg
and i’m crankin’ motley crue!
christmas eve will find me
polishing my h-rn
yes, i’ll be home alone this christmas
jerkin’ it to p-rn!
i’ll be home alone this christmas
spankin’ it to p-rn!
[band plays flourish, fades back to slow music]
i won’t be all alone this christmas
’cause i’ll be jerking it….to…p-rn!
(music stops)
(laughs) yeah…
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