carter the unstoppable sex machine – me and mr. jones lyrics
mr. jones knows the stones
rock ‘n’ roll
is in his blood and in his bones
shines his shoes
kicks some -ss
counts the booze
and laminates his p-ss
does some wizz
loves the biz
your eric claptons
and your nancys and your sids
mr. jones helped me understand
the worthless piece of lowlife that i am
changed the rules
took control
bribing the ref
and widening the goals
mr. j’s masterplan
fifty ways to patronize the fans
life is cheap, buy some now
satisfy the sheep
sacrifice the sacred cow
born to boogie
disco tex
mr. groovy
the god of groupie s-x
born to boogie
knows the stones
the only thing in common
between me and mr. jones
verbal gymnastics can’t help you now
we’ve got fifty tons plastic
we’re gonna laminate your house
born to boogie
disco tex
mr. groovy
the god of groupie s-x
born to boogie
knows the stones
the only thing in common
between me and mr. jones
mr. jones
supercool
while you were out
we were p-ssing in your pool
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