cezory – the wisconsin penalty lyrics
[intro, spoken. judge, defendant]
you are here for the crime of losing your phone
(is that an actual crime?)
(ok)
you’re here for the crime of losing your phone
how do you plead?
guilty your honor
great i sentence you to
the wisconsin penalty
[verse 1]
lost my phone in wisconsin, oh what a plight
regret fills my soul in the pale moonlight
wisconsin penalty, a heavy toll to play
chorus echoes loud, it won’t go away
[chorus]
wisconsin penalty, oh so bad
leaves you wishing you never had
in the land of cheese where consequences sting
oh, wisconsin penalty, a bittеr bitter thing
[verse 2]
lactose intolerant in this pеnalty state
cheese forced upon me, sealed my fate
dairy dreams turn into a nightmare
in wisconsin penalty, life’s not fair
[chorus]
wisconsin penalty, oh so bad
leaves you wishing you never had
in the land of cheese where consequences sting
oh, wisconsin penalty, a bitter bitter thing
[verse 3]
even luigi fell into this abyss
wisconsin penalty, a cruel twist
dark secrets unfold in the cheese+laden cell
in wisconsin’s grasp, where shadows dwell
[chorus]
wisconsin penalty, oh so bad
leaves you wishing you never had
in the land of cheese where consequences sting
oh, wisconsin penalty, a bitter bitter thing
[outro, spoken]
and i’m receiving word that losing your phone isn’t actually a crime
quite an oversight from the legal system i must say
bluddy, you are free from the wisconsin penalty
everybody give a round of applause
no? no round of applause
ok. well you gotta stay then
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