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chazer wazer – ghost stories lyrics

[verse]
boo b+tch, i’m a ghost, i boast the most and eat your toast
i’m livin’ in a house with four blokes
they’re pretty fun but they go cra cra when they want more coke
i could spook them but i sure won’t
they’re pretty fun lads but they’re moving out soon
they were pretty down until they found shrooms
they got high everyday during the house move
they were supposed to come back, i waited about two
weeks, but then this other bloke showed up so i was like i gotta find out about you
he seemеd like bit of a pr+ck and had a small d+ck
i did my homework like i was on my school sh+t
apparеntly he’s dating a tall b+tch
all the b+tches i f+cked when i was alive were all lit
he’s been living here for the last three weeks and still no sign
but his girl finally walked in and i was like, “this hoe fine”
i whisper in his ear, “go die”
but he doesn’t hear me ’cause he say “oh hi”
but then for some reason goes “bye”
he says he’s going to the pub but she’s like “i wanna good f+ck”
if i was alive, i would suck
he leaves and i’m thinking, i could f+ck
but wait, she starts m+st+rbating in the living room
i float over to her cause i’m a ghost and whisper “i’m feeling you”
she goes “what?” but calms down as i start feeling her cl+t
i give her what she wants ’cause her husband is a d+ck
i sucked on her tits and made her twitch
just as she goes to squirt, this d+cks walks in
and talks sin and f+cks her
this motherf+cker
he was only gone for an half hour, how is he drunk?
at night i picture tiring him in the trunk
and f+cking his b+tch just for fun
actually, i think i’ll buy a bunk bed
f+ck his b+tch on the top and make him watch from the bottom bunk bed
then marry his b+tch and invite him to the fun wed
’cause i ain’t a d+ckhead, i’m a c+nt head
i won’t stop f+cking this b+tch until i’m undead
but at the moment that’s all in my head
oh and by the way, i’m a hundred
let me hop in bed because ghost need sleep like you
even though we fright you when we stand behind you
in the morning, she’s in the mood for for some s+x
she tries to wake up her husband but ghost s+x is fun s+x
he wakes up and they start f+cking like rabbits
but ya boi has fine habits
i grab some fish, dangle it in front of his nose dammit
make him sick, he’s sick all over her, dammit
she runs into the bathroom to clean her p+ssy and i grab it
i come with it and she produces some liquid like mathematics
make him live in the attic with crack addicts
the crack addicts like, “yo, can i rape him” and i go sure have at it
when you’re done, just throw him in a black sack b+tch
i pour the b+tch a bath and throw her in
and f+ck her like a b+tch like an alien does earthlins
i make her cum more times than shady cursin’
her husband walks in and i hurt him
not sure why he’s here, i thought he was being raped
i start laughing because this is easy mate
they’re not sure what’s happening ’cause from their angles they just see splashing
i f+ck her cucci like fashion, i’m smashin’
this b+tches brains out, i get the chains out
this b+tch is wet like a rain sprout
but hey now, don’t get carried away now
i guess he’s g+y now, i punch him eight bouts
i’m f+cking his b+tch and strangling this cuck
but this sl+t don’t give a f+ck
so now me and this sl+t had a good f+ck
now we’ve got a little ghost son

- chazer wazer lyrics

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