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chazer wazer – life fucked me, so i raped it :) lyrics

[verse]
i came through life, quite literally
i f+cking k!ll you if you send a diss to me
my name will be in the hall of fame ’cause i’m creating my own history
who just f+cked life up? i don’t know, it’s a mystery
oh, actually it was me, i did it with some trickery
you must have deliria if you think you’re superior
if you chat sh+t to me i’ll get rid of ya
yo zac efron, i’ve gotta beer for ya
when i was a kid i dropped my egg sandwich
i’m always right, thank f+ck i wasn’t born left handed
all my life i’ve been p+ssed off about that, i need it back and tits
coming up, i knew i was gonna rap until i made a grand, b+tch
i’m so f+cking fly, you’ll never land this
i raped life because i’m so outlandish
i’m fly like a chickеn, wait a minute
life tried to f+ck mе up the ass but i’ve got a greater spirit
they ask if i’m a dumbass, well chazer did spit
people wanted life to rape me, haters wish it
i cook up a potato, with a razor in it
put some weed in it and make my neighbour hit it
imma a major misfit on my player pimp sh+t
i wanted to f+ck avril lavigne because a sk8er did it
she told me to f+ck off so i just f+cked life
if i had a b+tch she’d probably cuck i
how many d+cks have i l!cked, i’ve sucked five
life is an assh0l+, i wish it would stop going up mine
after i destroyed life i shined like a club sign
life was a good f+ck, she was s+xy but swine
i needed a cigarette after the f+ck to unwind
she was feeling me like an aussie feels the sunshine
c+nts want me to quit rap but i love rhymes
i had nothing, now i get more paper than a bus fine
i tear small panties apart more than plus thighs
wait, that sounded wrong, i’m not a nonce, i promise
i’m so wicked e sick i make god sin
these are your dreams, let me lob this
everyone doubted me ’cause i’m from ‘s+x
my third album was the greatest show, man
and it’s you i jack, man
i force some b+tch to give me a lap dance
i’m more scary in an alley than a black van
life came over to me and asked “what’s that?”, “oh, that’s xans
why’s hoe’s shook when i’m writing in my notebook
yes, i’m a rapist and a murderer but i ain’t no crook
ayo, look, i’ve gotta be truthful, you rhyme no good
my flow hooks the listeners in like a cult leaders speech
you only hate me because your ideas of me are preconceived
i’m adam, yo britney spears, she’s my eve

- chazer wazer lyrics

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