chief chinchilla a.k.a. j-zone – facelift malt lyrics
{facelift malt liquor, for when your partner’s just not attractive}
[chief chinchilla]
(facelift malt!) fellas
that’s what you drink when you creep with a busted chick
(facelift malt!) ladies
drink it when your man got beat by the ugly stick (eww!)
(facelift malt!) when you’re lyin in bed
lookin at your partner like f-ck this sh-t~!
n-gga i’m creepin, on my way to the liquor sto’ thinkin
about how i can ditch this hoe
my girl’s busted, a threat to humanity
but somehow i gotta make her look like vanity
beer goggles all day just to clear first base
why the h-ll i let her in my house in the first place?
but i hear there’s a brew called facelift, take it
it’ll make godzilla look like (?)
40 to the head down the whole f-ckin bottle
and she went from a problem to a god d-mn model
god bless facelift but it’s like crack
cause once you sober up there’s no turnin back
take three sips she’ll turn into a 5
might tongue kiss her if you down a whole quart
you got a supermodel if you drink a six-fo’
and wonder how the f-ck she got cute enough to sport
but when the buzz dies down, you’re no longer seein double
… n-gga then you in trouble
are you sure i slept with you?
like you’re absolutely positively sure? (yep)
there’s a lot of brothers that look like me
it didn’t have to be me, you sure it was me? (yep)
i slept with you… really? (yep!)
d-mn facelift! really? you’re positive?
{-singing-} raise your hand if you’re sure!
so you are sure, d-mn really?
abso-tute, abso-loose, abso-tute-lutely positively sure?
are you sure? you’re sure?
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