chink money – tiger uppercut lyrics
yeah
i’m been sitting in the muhfugging crib
playing video games all the muhfugging day
f-ck all that sh-t
i’m bout to take this sh-t to the streets
for real m-th- f-cka, know what i’m saying
[verse 1]
i’m malicious
i got calluses on my thumbs from smashing you punk -ss b-tches
who want war? who wanna play me in some fighting games?
you can call me raiden the way that i make lighting rain…
down upon you
tell me what you gon’ do
i’ve seen the matrix forty f-ckin times, i know kung fu
i karate with mr miyagi while sipping on sake
and hitting on hotties… with big ol’ t-tties
you try to f-ck with me
i’ll put your head up your -ss and now you’re feeling sh-tty
what a pity, you don’t wanna get stomped ho
and feel the wrath of a 20-hit combo
punch, kick, jump, punch, punch, kick
that’s what you gon’ get for talking a bunch of dumb sh-t
i’m from another realm, step into my portal
and i will spin kick your monkey -ss like eddy gordo
so you shouldn’t come near, i reckon
i’m going off of 14 years of tekken
what’s my mentality? -ssault and battery
you wanna battle me, it will result in fatalities
and casualties
dismantle these… f-gs who think
they can even hold a candle to ch-nk
you challenging me? i can see your rattling knees
how the f-ck do you expect to ever handle a beast?
[hook]
any m-th- f-cka, any m-th- f-cka test me
any m-th- f-cka, any m-th- f-ckaaa
i said any m-th- f-cka, any m-th- f-cka test me
tiger uppercut straight to the testes
x2
[verse 2]
i’m a soldier with a chip on his shoulder
don’t make me drop this controller and beat you with a stroller
with a baby still in it… i’m demented
cheat codes made my ammo infinite
so it’s rat-tat-tat-tat, rat-tat-tat-tat
feel the swing of my baseball bat against your back
talk smack and get slapped
you j-p and i’ll snap
and shove your head halfway up your -sscrack
then take it out and call you cr-ppy mcp–pins
and laugh, then blast you with a nasty hadouken
chanman is too sick, yeah man i’m ruthless
but don’t be fooled cuz i’m built like a used toothpick
skinny m-th-f-cka uppercut your nose off
knock your -ss out and p-ss on you while you’re dozing off
you’re catching zzzzz while i”m testing my weaponry
uppercut to your nuts, give your -ss a vasectomy
hook
and now you can’t have children x4
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