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chip the black boy – surprise twist lyrics

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[intro, presumably chips dad]
it’s showtime son!
get out there!

[announcer]
and now, the worlds smallest performer, only 26 inches high
the teeny houdini, ladies and gentlemen, the worlds smallest escape artist. a round of applause please!

[verse 1, chip]
perched upon a precipice, a pestilent theater
before a ruckus audience, a masturbating gator
and hungry troglodytes and a burning spot light
i suffocate beneath caked on makeup and hot tight tattered attire
mothy, musty and dusty
sharing the days with tumbleweeds and b-mblebees
and prep-b-scent pygmies and knee pumps
shaking rumps on platforms of tree stumps

and in the back of the room
illuminated by the glow of a torch
which will soon aid my fated fault
of mob hysteria, the face of my father
and the pitchfork he forged for the following slaughter

[presumably chips dad]
do you’re job, dummy!

[announcer]
what we really want is more danger! i wanna hear you say more danger!!

[crowd]
more danger!!!

[presumably chips dad]
give them what they want

[verse 2, chip]
i preform poultry parlor tricks, devoid of all substance
and dance with abandon, and toot on my trumpet
and i defy death as i defy thrown bottles
and over-ripe fruit and everything awful
it’s all a reenactment of the routine
that my maker made me memorize, scene by scene
but for one and only one night
i am presenting, a secretly written alternate ending

surprise! i have a trick with my article!
i made it by hand, out of combustible particles
so whatever these critics reviews may claim
this performance does certainly end with a bang

[crowd]
-screaming and confusion-

[old man]
i wouldn’t go in there mister, that place is hanted!

[even older man]
and so am i, so am i

- chip the black boy lyrics

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