chris leese – everybody hates chris lyrics
[hook: dan bull]
everybody hates chris
everybody hates chris leese
’cause he’s
an absolute w-nker
(2x)
[verse 1: chris leese]
well, that’s a true fact
i’m an absolute tw-t
when i’ve had a few cans, my att-tude’s bad
p-ssy at the party, sniffing charlie
’till my f-ckin’ jaw’s wired like kanye
i smoke crack, just in case you didn’t know that
swallowing prozac with bottles of cognac
it’s me, chris leese
wiping d-ck cheese on your bird’s t-tties
and anyone who wanna challenge this
will be having sicker flashbacks than catholic kids on acid trips
hyperactive pr-ck, i need calm down
all i do is dart ’round making fart sounds
far out, the loudest voice in the crowd
i can’t front, i’m probably annoying you now
but i’m not chris evans, willis or brown
i’m the most hated boy in the town
[hook]
everybody hates chris
everybody hates chris leese
’cause he’s
an absolute w-nker
(2x)
[verse 2]
i’ve been a tw-t since i came out my dad’s d-ck
and snapped the plastic on the prophylactic
they grew into a fat pr-ck who raps sick
chat sh-t, and uh, i think that’s it
so never second guess the best s-x pest, b-tch
[?] and a dress gets ripped
forget my friends, i never get a text, [?]
and then you’ll press reject on my friend request
sipping cider in the cypher
i don’t write chipmunk, or tinchy stryder
or diddy or 50 or dizzy neither
i f-ckin’ hate grime and drake’s a sh-tty rhymer
so f-ck the shows on the idiot box
f-ck the x factor and the kiddies that watch
my surname’s not tucker, griffin or rock
the little tw-t that’s p-ssing you off
[hook]
everybody hates chris
everybody hates chris leese
’cause he’s
an absolute w-nker
(2x)
[outro: chris leese & dan bull]
innit records (hates chris)
pedigree chumps (hates chris)
benny e (hates chris)
d-ck limerick (hates chris)
tactical thinking (hates chris)
your name here (hates chris)
[?] (hates chris)
domino’s pizza (hates chris)
[?] (hates chris)
lady sovereign (hates chris)
chris leese (hates chris)
your bird’s d-ld- (hates chris)
nicki minaj (hates chris)
every household pet (hates chris)
the whole of my town (hates chris)
f-ckin’ everybody (hates chris)
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