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christmas queens – christmas is coming lyrics

[verse 1]
merry christmas, darienne!
happy holidays, ivy!
christmas, yay!
happy holidays, pandora!
ooh, happy holidays, ladies!
are we gonna sing a song? it’s gonna be the best hidden track ever!
okay
ooh, let’s do it

[verse 2]
i have a question, what’s a ha’penny anyway?
mmm, i don’t know
i think it’s more than what we’re getting payed to sing this song
wait, you guys are getting payed?
uhh… sorry ’bout it
i mean i do love this calypso beat though
i knew a drag queen once named calypso, she stole my purse
oh my god, where am i? what happened? ok i’ve been drinking too much eggnog. ooh! happy holidays
i can tell ’cause i can see your b-lls
jingle b-lls

[chorus]
christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
please put a penny in the old man’s hat
if you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do
if you haven’t got a ha’penny, then god bless you!
christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
please put a penny in the old man’s hat
if you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do
if you haven’t got a ha’penny, then god bless you!
christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
please put a penny in the old man’s hat
if you haven’t got a penny, a ha’penny will do
if you haven’t got a ha’penny, then god bless you!

[verse 3]
you know what i love about christmas?
what?
getting presents
ugh, selfish
yeah, oh, i mean world peace
what i love to do on christmas, is go to my parents front yard, and build big snow p-n-ses
ohhh is that why you got frostbite on your -ss?
uhm, i really like liquor on christmas
liquor? you liquor (lick her), you brought her
ewwww
what? this songs for lesbians too
fun, holiday cheer

- christmas queens lyrics

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