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chucky slick – i play hockey lyrics

[“goon” sample]
doug, i dig hockey players
the violence, the beer
i’m h-rny a lot (ha ha ha ha!)

[intro]
it’s chucky slick, this is dedicated to the gnarliest sport out there

[hook]
when you walk in the room, it is clear to see
i’m the one with a chew and a gongshow tee
i play, hock-ey
and everybody knows i get
saucy. and all the bunnies love the flow
i’m the one whose chirpin’

[verse 1]
i got my first twig when i was like two
man i was only 14 when i had my first chew
and i was only 15 when i had my first brew
my name is chucky slick, who the f-ck are you?
i ain’t nothin’ but an animal
pullin’ all-nighters, playin hockey everyday since the kid was in his diapers
a rug-rat sniper, super duper hyper, she got a nice rack with some tats, i’ma wife ‘er (her)
b-mper tires, hockey is the medication, even though beer league is probably the destination
i can dangle and snipe with a nice celebration
i can teach you how to celly, would you like a demonstration?
would you like an education? i can teach you how to wheel
bomb sh-lls, smokeshows, what ever the f-ck you feel
you just gotta have confidence, electric like an eel, and if you’re flow is unreal, then it’s easy as a steal

[hook]

[verse 2]
lined up at the dot, and the puck’s about to drop
injured real bad but i’m pretendin’ like im not
it’s a real man’s sport that’s why the ladies think it’s hot
soccer players get kicked in the shins and they flop
ha!
are you serious, bro?
i broke my teeth and got cut like a month ago
6 st-tches, no teeth, my mama like “woah”
trainer sewed me right up and i was ready to go
i was back on the ice playin’ hockey with my team (yup)
tendy like ya girlfriend, so i slipped it right between. five-hole, slow-mo, replay on the big screen, flow so clean, i’m just livin’ the dream (yup)
bruh!
my dangles break ankles
so don’t be steppin’ up unless you got a good angle
first star like spangle, all ‘cuz i had [?] (hahaha)
swiss cheese tendy, a lot of great holes

[hook]

[bridge]
so if you, talk sh-t, i will f-ck you up
‘cuz i’m a hockey playin’ savage, and i’m used to blood
and that’s why, my teeth (haha) are fake as f-ck, ‘cuz i got hit in the face wit’ a hockey puck (yup!)

[verse 3]
top t-tty, top cheddar
n-body do it better
hockey players are the number 1 like [?]
bomb sh-ll wreckers, smokeshow shredders, do it doggy-style in my elegant sweater
all the ladies say we some mothaf-ckin’ gems, and we always h-ttin’ tens, and she bringin’ all her friends..
so we can do this again
writin’ with the pen, grizzly mint in my lip, got a beer that i sip, got a couple broken ribs, got a cut, got a stick, got a b-tt that is big, i say f-ck, i say sh-t, that is hockey language
[?] throwin’ dips with the team, on the road all day, nhl on the screen
how many more hours?
at least thirteen, but i don’t give a f-ck, ‘cuz i’m just livin’ the dream

[hook]

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