cledus t judd – man of constant borrow lyrics
parody of “man of constant sorrow” (traditional)
new lyrics by cledus t. judd/chris “p. cream” clark/ cledus cr-p anthems(sesac)/of music, inc. (sesac)
uh yessir do you have man of constant borrow by cledus t. judd
no sir somebody’s already borrowed it
constantly borrows everything
i’m the man of constant borrow
there’s nothing i can call my own
some may try to say it’s all stolen
i prefer permanently loaned
he’s the biggest mooch we ever known
solo
my gr-ss mowin
bot i’ve got no mower
my neighbor won’t let me use his
i can’t really say is though i blame him
kept it three years last time i did
he thought for sure that it was his
i need a ride down to the p-wn shop
lend me the keys to your corvette
what do you mean you don’t trust me
i never not brought it back yet
i don’t think i could take that bet
you know dang well (he’s gone away)
well you may have heard of me
cledus t j-u-double-d
better known as the reining king of country parody
coming with a new style
high profile
when i’m on the mike well you know i’ll get hog wild
comedian
extrodinaire
a fat eminem with the bleach blonde hair
i know that you think
i’ve got your chainsaw
you can’t find it anywhere
i can’t cut no wood
since way fore winter
i gave it back to you last fair
check his garage it’s probably there
i sure could use a hundred dollars
i’ll gladly pay you back tuesday
i know that’s what i said the last time
you can’t believe a word i say
he has no plans to (really???) pay
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