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complete – no pickles lyrics

[verse]
i was paid today, and i was craving some takeaway
a big mac with no pickles. that would be tasty, aye
i go to maccas and explain it but they just say
“we need to make it fresh so can you wait in the waiting bay?”
a great delay, but then my burger arrives
along with a large coke and it was served with fries
i guess the drive was worth it, everything was perfect in size
but in my big mac i find a disturbant surprise
eurghhhhh
pickles? what the f+ck are they in my burger for?
what the f+ck do i look like, a f+cking herbivore?
this the type of sh+t i would murder for
i’ll burn the store down and i’ll k!ll the clown that they’re working for
alert the law, there’ll be no survival, i’m known to rise
and now i’d rather a loaded rifle than loaded fries
i hope you know you’ve provoked a rival, and so demise
anything you consider so to life, well i hope it dies
cause that was f+cking despicable dude
is removing some pickles really that difficult dude?
i’ve had enough of all your crippling food
if you’re giggling too, just know that my clique’ll intrude, b+tch

[pre chorus]
from now on, i’ll be going down to hj’s
where every single burger has a great taste
kfc even made the pickles vacate
f+ck mcdonalds, ain’t nothing but a fake mate
hold up, they’re impossible that’s it
i just really wanna see em stop all the wack sh+t
i might sound like a horrible fat pr+ck
but you can tell ronald he can gobble a mac d+ck
[chorus]
yeah
i’m calling maccas wack
yeah
i’m calling maccas wack
yeah
i’m calling maccas wack
they put pickles in my burger, now that is that
c+nt

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