cornell university – song of the classes lyrics
[verse 1: freshman]
oh, i am a freshman, i’ve been here one week.
i arrived feeling brilliant, important, and chic.
but somehow i’m already eight weeks behind.
i’ve gained 30 pounds, and i’m losing my mind!
[chorus]
oh, it’s one, two, and three, four,
we all fall in line,
to the tune of our profs
we must always keep time,
and it’s work like a jerk
’til your eyes ache like h+ll,
in this grand institution, this school of cornell.
[verse 2: soph0m+re]
oh, i am the soph0m+re, with charm, grace, and looks.
the things i can teach you, you won’t learn in books.
i joined a sorority; the parties are swell,
but i fear that my grades are going to—
[chorus]
oh, it’s one, two, and three, four,
we all fall in line,
to the tune of our profs
we must always keep time,
and it’s work like a jerk
’til your eyes ache like h+ll,
in this grand institution, this school of cornell.
[verse 3: junior]
oh, i am a junior, i’m taking my ease.
i go to my classes whenever i please.
i frequent the bars, bartenders as well.
i ain’t been a+wastin’ my time at cornell!
[chorus]
oh, it’s one, two, and three, four,
we all fall in line,
to the tune of our profs
we must always keep time,
and it’s work like a jerk
’til your eyes ache like h+ll,
in this grand institution, this school of cornell.
[verse 4: senior]
oh, i am the senior, tormented with doubt.
my time at cornell has almost run out!
the world situation has me quite annoyed.
you see, i’m magna cum laude, but still unemployed.
[chorus]
oh, it’s one, two, and three, four,
we all fall in line,
to the tune of our profs
we must always keep time,
and it’s work like a jerk
’til your eyes ache like h+ll,
in this grand institution, this school of cornell.
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