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corrupted lawfirm – metaphorical lover girl lyrics

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[intro: jw]
hey, girl (hey)
let’s do some jumanji type sh+t (what do you mean?)
get lost in the forest and never return home (that sounds quite tragic)
(coughs)
no
you know what i mean? (no, i don’t know what you mean)
please

ooh (ooh)
ooh (ooh)
ooh
[verse 1: jw]
hey there, shawty
i see your pearly whites
i see you brush your t++th
that’s quite a big surprise

judging by my previous attempts at getting p+ssy
everything went well except i only received bussy

woah there, girl
let me give you rabies
we can go all loco
we can take over the navy

can i raise your baby?
i wouldn’t mind a bundle
born in ’86
i will rock your son like bungle

are you france?
i’d like to french kiss on that ass
we can grow our genus
feelin some sassafras
in that ass
gimme a pass
six flags
on that ass
roller coaster ass
i forgot to ask
can i tap that ass? (consensually)
with my (with your what, dude?)
tree stump (tree stump?)
i will completely deroot+

[verse 2: eh]
girl, all i wanna do is sit ‘n’ watch friends with you
when i’m alone, i just really want you to come through
i’d do it all just to be with you
you’re recycling bin, i’m system32

you’re an xbox one
i’m the ultra duster
you’re a movie theater (wehrenberg)
i’m the new blockbuster (mynamjef)
you’re a beyblade
i’m that ripcord
please girl, won’t you message me on discord? (pretty please?)

i won’t do all that kitten sh+t though (nah, nah, nah)
all the dudes who do that are creepy and got huge toes (toes!)
oh, what’s that (huh?)
did i get a dm?
all my serotonin’s rushing through my brain stem!! (bzz)

[outro: eh]
wait, hold up, it’s a message from the irs? (huh)
they have a discord? (huh?)
wha.. they’re messaging me about my 74 million dollars owed in taxes on discord?
you guys have my address…
what? (huh?)

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