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d a d – counting the cattle lyrics


i’m countin’ the cattle: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…
i’m countin’ the cattle
just to check if there alive
i’m counting’ the cattle: 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
i’m countin’ the cattle once again.

well, the first little cow
she went for a climb, fell off the
mountain – and then we were 9
the second little cow, she went out
for a date
discovered it was wolfie
and then we were 8

i’m countin’…

well number 3 & number 4 they were longh-rned chicks
– met some h-rny bulls
and now i’m only countin’ 6

number 5, 6 & 7 went out without their key
the’re hanging at the butchers
and i’m only counting 3

i’m countin’…

well the 8â·9 said: – we’re never havin’
fun!! they packed their things
and left! and i’m only countin’

well here we are
me and molly
she is brown-spottet, cheerful
and she’s jolly
our son is a muuhtant
– but who gives a d-mn
– i mean, when the folks
downtown, calls us:
mister and mam!!

i’m counting’…