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d12 – gay health club (skit) lyrics

(end of under the influence sample and phone ringing)

[receptionist] h-llo, t n t
[bizarre] yeah, t n t health club?
[receptionist] yes
[bizarre] 8 mile shakers and, uh, boost[?] office?
[receptionist] yes
[bizarre] oh, ok. yeah this, uh, bizarre from, uh, d12. you know, i don’t know if you heard my group or sh-t, from shady records
[receptionist] i’m sorry?
[bizarre] uh, d12, we a rap group, you know, or something, so… um, we going on this little tour, you know, limp bizkit, the white boy group, you know what i’m saying…
[receptionist] no, this is a health club
[bizarre] i know, i know, uh, let me finish my motherf-cking point. we going on this little tour and sh-t man, and you know what i’m saying, i’m trying to get into shape, you know what i’m saying, and everything gon’ piled up, you know, and i was trying to find out how much you charge, and, um…
[receptionist] excuse me, this is a.. this is a mens’ health club that you’re calling
[bizarre] oh
[receptionist] do you know what you’re calling?
[bizarre] i’m calling a mens’ health club, i’m trying to lose some motherf-cking weight
[receptionist] this is a g-ys’ mens’ health club
[bizarre] man, look here man, what does motherf-cking being g-y gotta do with me working out? man, i’m trying to lose some motherf-cking pounds, i’m…
[receptionist] um um, i’m sorry, wait a second, i’m sorry, but, um, i think you’re, i think you’re calling the wrong number. ok…
[bizarre] do you, do you, health club? right, i’m not messing this up?
[receptionist] yes
[bizarre] yeah, motherf-cking 8 mile shakers
[receptionist] y-yes, but why are you talking to me like that?
[bizarre] listen sir, i’m just trying to work out, i’m not about no f-ggot sh-t, i mean i got a wife at home you know what i’m saying…
[receptionist] oh (call ends)

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