dagames – i just took a shit lyrics
[verse 1]
i need to sh+t, i need to park my bottom on the seat
do i fart or shart my meat?
how much paper do i need?
half a roll next to my cleeves, just in case it dribbles down to my knees
a half a pound of raw messy from my belly
almost let it go when i watched the telly
it’s getting pretty d+mn smelly
(smelly, smelly, smelly)
[verse 2]
but now my grandma’s coming to visit
and if she sees my stank, she’ll go into cardiac
my grandma’s got bad timing
‘cus i just sat down and about to brown
[pre+chorus]
oh no, here comes my poo
(oh no, what must i do?)
[chorus]
i just took a sh+t, and now my grandma’s dead, god d+mn it
and now the funeral costs are rampant
i should’ve kept my cheeks tight
could’ve timed it right, but now she’s said goodnight (goodnight)
i’m no longer in the will
f+ck, i’m sad, beaten by my dad
(bah come here, you littlе f+ck!)
but at least he’s glad
[bridge]
i got beatеn by my dad
(because i took a sh+t)
and my grandma’s dead
(because i took a sh+t)
i’m now kicked outside
(because i took a sh+t)
and now my ass is wide
[verse 3]
i’m not good for your health
f+ck it, i k!ll myself
but first, a sh+t
[outro]
i really need to sh+t
tell it how it is
oh, i sh+t in my pants
sh+t in my pants!
i need to—
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