dale firebird – you ain’t gon shit on me lyrics
i used to have a job at an alligator farm in florida
riskin’ my neck just to make minimum wage (f-ckin’ bullsh-t man)
the boss tried to tell me my paycheck was gonna be a little short that week (oh is it now?)
so i covered him in steak sauce and threw his -ss into the cage
[chorus]
well
a bear gon’ sh-t in the woods
a cow gon’ sh-t in the gr-ss
and the prettiest supermodel still gon’ have a little sh-t slidin’ out of her -ss
well you can sh-t wherever you want to (go for it man)
it’s america, we’re all free
but there’s just one exception
’cause you ain’t gon’ sh-t on me
[kazoo solo]
play that sumb-tch man
just like that
comes a time in life man when you gotta stand up. you gotta stand up and be a man like a man gotta do once in a while, they gon’ try to defecate, defecate direvtly onto your head and face… feet. but you gotta stand up like a man sometimes gotta do, ya know’m sayin’?
i used to work construction back when i lived in georgia
i did plumbing work, electrical work, and various other kinds of tasks (insulation removal, tile, roofing work, demolition like i said)
the boss tried to tell me that a fixture i installed was faulty (never happened)
so i strangled him with measuring tape and told him “kiss my -ss”
[chorus]
well
a bear gon’ sh-t in the woods
a cow gon’ sh-t in the gr-ss
and the prettiest supermodel still gon’ have a little sh-t slidin’ out of her -ss
well you can sh-t wherever you want to (go for it man)
it’s america, we’re all free
but there’s just one exception (what’s that motherf-cker?)
’cause you ain’t gon’ sh-t on me
[outro]
you godd-mn right you ain’t gon sh-t on me man, ain’t got sh-t on my -ss, only thing gettin’ shat on this motherf-cker is your godd-mn face you keep talkin’ sh-t to me. i’m from america. the land of the free, where the home of the brave live at, ever heard of it? it’s called being courageous, it’s called kicking mo’f-ckers in their face, -ss, whatever part of their body they wanna be kicked in i don’t give a godd-mn sumb-tch, well you ain’t gon’ sh-t on me
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