dalla dalla – home is where the ass eats lyrics
[intro]
mission control, this is peggy fishington from intergalactic communication
do you have eyes on dalla dalla’s sp+ceship?
copy that, mission control
my +n+s is currently prepped and ready for contact
over and out
farewell, dalla dalla
it’s been a mighty quest searching the galaxy for ass
but we must part ways
see you again in the future
and i hope to see you again too, my brand new alien friends
now, where was i?
oh yeah
[verse]
i’m just a baby boy in this big old world
who finally found myself a big booty girl
with ass so wide as far as the eyе can see
so i got dropped off by my alien friends
and thеy flew away to their alien lands
i took off peggy’s pants after my friends took off
and i ate peggy’s ass ’til she said, “please stop”
and she said, “that was gross,” and i said, “i agree”
but i accomplished my goals and i accomplished my dreams
even though it tasted like p++p, yeah, it tasted like sh+t
but i probably should’ve expected it to taste like that
like what did i expect a b+tthole to taste like in the first place?
i don’t really know why i thought it would taste so good
i guess i just put that ass on a pedestal
and now i feel like i’m gonna throw up
thanks a lot, peggy and your nasty, p++py assh0l+
wait, maybe it was just peggy’s assh0l+ in particular
maybe that i could try tasting a different ass?
[outro]
nope, that was even more disgusting than peggy’s ass
and it smelled even worse, and now i feel like i’m gonna throw up twice
i probably should just go home and think about the implications of the adventure i just went on
thank you for listening to intergalactic crotch
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