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damian lopez – biscuit and fries (skit) lyrics

biscuit and fries (skit) lyrics
yuh, welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts
how may i help you?

yuh, lemme get a biscuit, some uh… fries… some uh…

sir, we don’t serve any of those things but there is a mcdonalds across the street, so you can order those items from there

the f+ck kinda food service are you? who the f+ck doesn’t serve f+cking biscuits?

sir, imma have to ask you to please be respectful. plus, we are a donut place, we do not serve any fast food… well… other than donuts

y’all some f+cking b+tches bro, so, how the f+ck can you serve donuts but cannot serve f+cking biscuits? the f+cking biscuits and donuts are like the same thing

sir, imma have to ask you to please stop cursing at me. i can’t really do much about that

yeah, shut the f+ck up, y’all already know you can do that sh+t. lemme get some f+cking biscuits, and fries… and uhhh… i know you sell coffee, don’t you?

yeah, we sell coffees and uhm… we still can’t give you those biscuits and fries

b+tch, i know the f+ck you can, just get your f+cking recipe for a donut and change it up and make it into a biscuit. plus, all you gotta do is cut up a potato and then fry that b+tch, and next thing you know you got fries! so why don’t you got no f+cking potatoes?

sir, we do not have potatoes at krispy kreme. the f+ck we look like? we’re not no f+cking mcdonalds, d+ld+, we’re not no f+cking burger king. we’re f+cking krispy kreme, so b+tch, you’re gonna have to get out this f+cking drive+thru and move the f+ck on. okay?

not until you give me my f+cking biscuits and fries, how the f+ck y’all sell coffee but not no f+cking biscuits or fries? those are the two greatest combinations together, so give me my f+cking biscuits and fries and let me get a mocha coffee. so i can throw that sh+t at you!

b+tch, we don’t got no f+cking biscuits and fries you dumb f+ck! go across the street and go to f+cking mcdonalds for that sh+t. we serve f+cking donuts and coffee, bro… the f+ck?
y’all on that goofy sh+t for real though, i’m++ i’m get++ i want my f+cking biscuits and fries. why the f+ck do i gotta go to mcdonalds for that sh+t? don’t y’all got some f+cking biscuits and fries? y’all the motherf+cking food service. y’all in the f+cking food service. y’all motherf+ckers gotta have some f+cking biscuits and fries

tough tits, dumb f+ck, we don’t got no f+cking biscuits or fries. y’all gotta go across the street to the f+cking mcdonalds and bother their asses for a f+cking biscuits and fries and coffee. i could give you the coffee, but then again, you not gon’ get your f+cking biscuits and fries. so you better leave this f+cking drive+thru with something to get… or you can get this f+cking ass beating from me bro. i do not play that sh+t, get the f+ck off the drive+thru if you’re gonna be wasting my f+cking time. either get the f+cking coffee or leave, but when you get that coffee, you not getting no f+cking biscuits and fries. so shut the f+ck up, get something from here, or you can just leave where you’re holding up the line and go across the street, for your biscuits and fries

fine! f+ck your b+tchass! get++ i’ll just go to mcdonalds then. f+ck you! i wanted my f+cking coffee, biscuits, and fries! you some b+tches bro

dumb f+ck. welcome to krispy kreme where we serve hot and fresh donuts, how may i help you?

yeah, y’all got uhh.. pizza?

- damian lopez lyrics

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