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dan bull - goose on the loose (untitled goose game rap) lyrics

[hook]
eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
(goose on the loose)
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
(goose on the loose)
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
(goose on the loose)
uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

[chorus]
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
get ready for abuse
from a goose on the loose
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
from a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

[verse 1]
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
get ready for abuse
from a goose on the loose
reduce you to tears, and then poof, i vamoose
reappear here with my beak up your caboose
’til i’m touching you gooch
what you gonna do?
no sleuth can deduce the truth
there isn’t proof
-ssh0l- nuisance
in a whole new sense
come on! i’m just helping you relax
you’re too sense
i’m cataclysmic
it’s kind of characteristic
of my habit for mischief
standing in your cabbages
and having a quick sh-t
i’m a little bit savage
when i’m nabbing your jam sandwiches
and wrecking your picnic
no one saw me, definitely didn’t threaten the witness
nevertheless, i suggest you mind your own business
from gardener, to grocer
to butcher, to baker
you can all suck my cloaca

[chorus]
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
get ready for abuse
from a goose on the loose
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
from a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

[verse 2]
when i cause a commotion
i show no emotion
throw your clothes in the water
they’re soaking
so what? i’m doing your laundry
throw the soap in
i wonder how good a radio is at floating
oopsie! was that yours? oh well, broken
ooh! the grocer’s is open, i’m going in
and i won’t be coming back out ’til they’re closing
i pick and mix my mischief in the moment
it’s as if they mixed pixar with the omen
a pitch black heart, even darker than dolan
roll up, i’m smoking dope on joe rogan
going rogue, quacking unintelligible slogans
honk, honk, noot, noot
what a cutie
come on, shake your tail feather
waddle that booty
if you wanna get down
you gotta catch me
f-ck factory farming
don’t @ me

[chorus]
goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
get ready for abuse
from a goose on the loose
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
from a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

[chorus]
goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
get ready for abuse
from a goose on the loose
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
from a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goo—

[instrumental break]

[verse 3]
“this is targetted har-ssment,”
blah, blah, blah
might i enquire
did you ask if you could try my foie gras?
aha!
thought not, better leave your door locked
’cause i’m a big bird, and you’re a small c-ck
aww? what’s the matter
did i prod a little sore spot?
next time, i’m gonna rip your mother-clucking b-lls off
i’ll make your jaw drop with all the stuff i pilfer
f-ck swans! #nofilter
i’m just telling the truth
diligently pillaging the villagers
of any shred of dignity
my goodness, what a silly goose
pick up the vinny noose
and russell of rockit
if all the stuff in your pocket’s of any use
then, i’ve already got it
i’m not stopping always shopping for new ways
to ruin days, i’ma plumate saddam hussein
i’ll hide your boots, or untie your shoelace
then, i take you on another wild goose chance

[chorus]
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
get ready for abuse
from a goose on the loose
i’m a goose on the loose
get ready for abuse
from a two foot, waddling, douche nozzle goose

[outro]
might as well have fun
’cause your happiness is done
when your goose is cooked
making you jump
when the goose bumps
i’m leaving you shook
(i’m leaving you shook)
(i’m leaving you shook)
(i’m leaving you shook)
(when the goose bumps, i’m leaving you shook)

[laughter]

- dan bull lyrics

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