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dan (youtuber) – dream stans diss track lyrics

[intro]
look, i’m just your average joe trying to play some minecraft
and all these dream stans man, they won’t leave me alone

[verse 1]
f+ck dream stans, yeah no one f+cking likes you
dream shakes his ass, yuh b+tches does that excite you
in the chum bucket, yeah your mom baptized you
dream dm’d my girlfriend got her shocked like a raichu
dream makes one move, all the stans f+cking flock
dream stans got the iq of a dirt block
i don’t give a f+cking sh+t, you can suck my d+ck
stick my tommy in ya mouth call me tommyinnit

[verse 2]
dream’s mom squirting like a squirtle
f+cked her in the nether portal
on the beat i’m f+cking on it
jerk off with a thanos gauntlet
stans crying snowflakes you a f+cking b+ttflake
i a pig then i bake a cake
i k!ll a k!ll then make a rake
playing minecraft since i’m eight
miniladd he tried to rape
dream stans gonna hate
they goin’ take the f+cking bait
ender pearls they f+cking saggin
spittin’ fire ender dragon
in my server always laggin’
i k!lled dream and then teabagged him
[verse 3]
techno f+cking blade
f+cked my ass and gave me aids
i’m a minecraft virgin and i ain’t ever getting laid
i’m an irrelevant youtuber i ain’t ever getting paid
did a tiktok with my grandma we just hit the renegade
ok survival or creative mode, which one do you choose
dream just posted a vid i better get my f+cking lube
i just got demonetized, what the f+ck youtube
dream just left me on read i better get my f+cking noose
yeah i speed speed run run run right to yo momma’s house
i’m pulling out my iron sword, she took right off her f+cking blouse
glowstone on my neck looking like a lighthouse
minecraft e+girls in my server looking like a wh0rehouse

[verse 4]
looks like i’m in f+cking trouble
dream just f+cked me with a shovel
c+cked me back just like a muzzle
told me not to f+cking struggle
yeah i just got f+cking raped
but it’s dream so it’s ok
i’m a dream stan the furry discord is where i f+cking stay

[bridge]
dream, dream stan then they take it up the f+cking ass
take out a dream stan like the f+cking trash
i don’t give a f+ck, dream stan you a cuck
i just f+cked a minecraft chicken and it cluck cluck cluck
dream, dream stan then they take it up the f+cking ass
take out a dream stan like the f+cking trash
i don’t give a f+ck, dream stan you a cuck
i just f+cked a minecraft chicken and it cluck cluck cluck
[outro]
ay yo what the f+ck [?]

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