daniel ingram – a million gruesome ways to die lyrics
[intro: barnaby (black gryph0n)]
hohohohohohoohoohoo! now where do you think you’re going?
the party is this way!
and trust me… it’s to die for! ohoohoohahahahaha!
[verse 1: barnaby (black gryph0n) & ghosts]
i know we’ll be the best of friends
so there’s no need to run
the sooner you get dead the sooner you can join the fun!
no need to fear for i am here!
your mortal form will disappear!
now should we use this rusty knife
or acid water gun? oohoohoohahahahaha!
[chorus: barnaby (black gryph0n), ghosts, & ]
there’s a million gruesome ways to die!
oo+oo+oo+oooh
oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
you’ll be having so much fun!
there’s a million gruesome ways to die!
why stay alive?
hahahahaha!
[verse 2: black gryph0n & ghosts]
dynamite is quick but it makes a lot of mess
and flattened by a cow is just embarrassing at best
but baked into a yummy cake…
or dropped into a pit of snakes
though drowning in a lobster tank might hurt a little less!
[chorus: barnaby (black gryph0n), ghosts, & ]
there’s a million gruesome ways to die!
how bout’ impaled upon a spike?
oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
maybe something on a bike!
there’s a million gruesome ways to die!
we could bury you alive
[bridge: barnaby (black gryph0n) & everyone]
we could put you in a cage with a hungry alligator
drop you in a volcano with an active crater
what about ten thousand volts of electricity?
or try a death by shakespeare in a tragicomedy!
[verse 3: black gryph0n & ghosts]
trampled by an elephant or turned to goat meat stew
or try to fight a dragon armed with nothing but a shoe
we could do a mummy’s curse!
we’ll put you in a fancy he+rs+
or turned into a stuffie, now that’s something we can do!
[chorus: barnaby (black gryph0n), ghosts, , & ]
there’s a million gruesome ways to die!
oh why resist when the party’s just begun?
there must be something we can try!
we’re sure your death will be second to none!
[refrain: barnaby (black gryph0n) & ghosts]
maybe you can choke upon a grape
to die!
put you in a blender and frappe!
to die!
maybe we can find an angry mob (to die)
tie you on a stake and cook you up like a kabob! (die)
to die!
smothered by a pillow in your bed
to die!
a gluten overdose from too much bread
to die!
then you can join the party cuz’ you’re dead!
[outro: barnaby (black gryph0n), ghosts, & ]
i’m sure your death will be second to…
mister reaper’s beckoning you
sure your death will be second to hoohoohoohahahahaha!
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