dashiexp – the lazy anthem lyrics
[intro]
d-mn, man i’m tired as f-ck
only got like 12 hours of sleep last night
-sigh-
but yo, umm, shout out to a t-dub on the beat
i was too lazy to make my own
i mean don’t get me wrong, it’s not like
[chorus]
i’m not lazy, don’t be hater
i could do it now but i’d rather do it later
i guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
and if somethin’ don’t add up, then pull out the calculator, later
[verse 1]
oh man, here we go again, another d-mn song featuring one of my friends
oh sh-t, i was supposed to pick his -ss up
i’m comfortable as f-ck, yo homie you outta luck
oh well, i guess i’m going solo, you only live once in this b-tch, yolo
oh no, i need to get up, but i’m too d-mn lazy to move from the chest up
wait, i mean from the chest down
messed up so many times i’m starting to lose count
it’s been a week now, i haven’t checked my account
for all i know, all the checks i wrote, bounced
[chorus]
i’m not lazy, don’t be hater
i could do it now but i’d rather do it later
i guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
and if somethin’ don’t add up, then pull out the calculator, later
i’m not lazy, don’t be hater
i could do it now but i’d rather do it later
i guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
and if somethin’ i don’t like, i’ll just deal with it later
[verse 2]
blah blah, blah blah blah
i would cook fish, but that sh-ts gotta thaw
i would eat it frozen, but that would hurt my jaw
and i’m too d-mn lazy to drive to the hospital
wait, what the h-ll just happened?
i don’t give a d-mn cuz my popcorn’s poppin’, ha ha
and when the microwave beep, it’s gonna sit there, cause i’ll probably be asleep
d-mn, i’m feeling kinda ill
yo, i really need to chill
everything is getting dark what’s the deal
wait, did i forget to pay my power bill?
[chorus]
i’m not lazy, don’t be hater
i could do it now but i’d rather do it later
i guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
and if somethin’ don’t add up, then pull out the calculator, later
i’m not lazy, don’t be hater
i could do it now but i’d rather do it later
i guess you could call me somewhat of a procrastinator
and if somethin’ i don’t like, i’ll just deal with it later
[outro]
yo, wait, hold up three verses? f-ck that
too lazy for that sh-t
umm, yeah i’ll just do like a lil’ dance break
do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance, do the, do the
do the lazy dance, do the lazy dance
yeah whatever, that’s it, i’m done
get some d-mn sleep or somethin’
worked too d-mn hard
yeah, whatever
g-unit
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