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dave lasher – madonna ate my balls lyrics

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[verse 1]
president kennedy ate my b+lls
upon the grassy knoll
in everquest, my b+lls were chomped on
by a nasty troll
jacques cousteau, he ate my b+lls
i wound up with the bends
jennifer aniston ate my b+lls
but now we’re only friends

[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
[verse 2]
madonna ate my b+lls last night
she’s nothing like a virgin
and princess di consumed my b+lls
with very little urgin’
the south park kids all ate my b+lls
but kenny choked and died
the colonel sampled both my b+lls
he liked them bettеr fried

[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls

[verse 3]
when barney thе dinosaur ate my b+lls
they turned all purple and blue
and dion somehow ate my b+lls
while singing “runaround sue”
when jessica alba ate my b+lls
i could not move my legs
miss aguilera might get some
but only if she begs
[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls

[verse 4]
i’ve had my b+lls munched in the north
they loved them in the south
when stephen hawking ate my b+lls, he said
“get them out of my mouth”
when howard stern snacked on my b+lls
them strippers joined the fun
and after jewel attacked my b+lls
she yodeled, “you’re the one!”

[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls

[verse 5]
cheech and chong both ate my b+lls
while weighing bags of pot
and robert downey ate my b+lls
got busted on the spot
gwen stefani ate my b+lls
she was a pro, no doubt
calista flockhart ate my b+lls
and barfed ’em right back out
[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls

[verse 6]
pope paul broke my b+lls apart
and fed them to the masses
but when the backstreet boys stopped by
he kicked them in their asses
john wayne gacy ate my b+lls
i felt i’d been molested
but gandhi wouldn’t touch my b+lls
he peacefully protested

[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls

[verse 7]
richard nixon ate my b+lls
but he was just a liar
drew barrymore had b+lls for lunch
the whole place caught on fire!
i can’t remember kid rock’s turn
we both were just so plowed
ozzy bit my b+lls right off
and spit them out in the crowd!

[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls

[verse 8]
britney gobbled up my b+lls
she’s not that innocent
and jerri from ‘survivor’ ate them
in a makeshift tent
when rosie came by with that look
i found the strength to run
when jennifer lopez ate my b+lls
puff daddy pulled a gun!

[chorus]
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls
eat my b+lls
eat my b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls, b+lls

- dave lasher lyrics

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