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david allan coe – damn i wish i was a nigger lyrics

if i was a n-gg-r…i could drive a cadillac with cl-ss
my pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and i could sit
on my big black -ss
now you take a n-gg-r, he aint n-body’s fool, he
doesn’t buy any gasoline to drive his kids to school
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
our government has gone crazy, id change things if i
could
if i was only a n-gg-r, i could afford to live in a
white neighborhood
oh the things that i could do, if i was black and h-ll
bent
i could send my kids to college, and it wouldn’t cost
me one d-mn cent
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
the wife and i were down on our luck, we were really
getting uptight
they said at the welfare office, you aint black you’re
white
oh how i’ve tried to get a job, a diploma i had with
pride
the post office man laughed and said youre not dark
enough to even qualify
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
i took a civil service exam, and p-ssed it without
shame
a n-gg-r took one next to me, and he couldnt even write
his own name
the n-gg-r, he got the job, now he’s government top ?
pr-ss?
he couldn’t qualify for a trash truck, i’m out on the
street on my -ss
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
if i was a jesse jackson, id be n-body’s slob
wearin $500.00 dollar suits, that n-gg-r hasn’t even
got a job
if i was jackson brown, i could sit back and relax
and if elected president, could paint the white house
black
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
if i was a jig-a-boo, i could find me my roots
with a afro big as a watermelon, and a pair of white
disco boots
if i was only dark complexioned, i could stand tall in
this life
i could eat high off the hog, just me and my white wife
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
things are supposed to be segregated, but things are a
little off key
i’ve never seen a white man, head…of the naacp
it aint that i don’t like a n-gg-r, if i’ve rubbed you
wrong by chance
take a look at that mistletoe, hanging on the seat of
my pants
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
if i was a kinky top, i could be a martin luther king
id have me a vision on a mountain top, my song the
whole world would sing
i could have me a peace march, on the streets of
memphis, tennessee
i could tare up the whole d-mn city, and the police
wouldn’t dare stop me
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
a lot of things in life i know, but one thing i cant
figure
why a n-gg-r can call me a honkey, and i cant call a
n-gg-r a n-gg-r
if i was a jungle bunny, i could ring a golden bell
i could be a mohammed ali, and be loved by howard
coozell
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
if i was a you-bangy, 7 foot tall and lean
i could be a famous player, on the washington
basketball team
if i was only chocolate brown, i could have me some
turnip greens
a possum fat an watermelon, chitlens and a pot of
b-tter beans
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
now when martin luther king, was buried in washington
with cl-ss
face down in his box, so the politicians could kiss his
-ss
i guess its just politics, and it sure gets my goat
kiss -ssin with a n-gg-r, just to get his vote
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
if i was only a ?birdhead?, id live high on the hill
sellin cocaine and prost-tutes, and poppin all kinds of
pills
now take the naacp, they can march and raise all kinds
of h-ll
let the kkk start to move, and they’ll all wind up in
jail
d-mn i wish i was a n-gg-r
i dreamed my life was over, i heard saint peter say
today we’re taken on the n-gg-rs, you’ve gotta go
the..other way
then i heard the devil, he said i heard what peter had
to say
but i’m sorry to tell you son, today in h-ll…is
n-gg-r day
d-mn don’t you wish you were a n-gg-r
i’m going back to the hills of arkansas, where they
don’t have those not d-mn one sided n-gg-r peace
marches
protesters, welfare check grabbers, i’m gon’ plant me
some turnip greens in a watermelon patch
raise me a hog, and a big fat possum
i said yes i am you mother

- david allan coe lyrics

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