deborah healy – babey… lyrics
[intro: deborah healy, magic mirror]
with the help of some strapping young estonian men, i’ve done it. i’ve reconstructed the magic mirror. now, i just have to add the last piece
in this handmade heaven, handmade heaven, handmade- oh hi deborah when did you get here. wait, has my mirror been repaired? have i been pulled from the abyss? thank you so much, debor-
yeah whatever, i don’t really care. i just need to know: am i still the s-xiest motherf-cker of them all?
do you want me to be real with you?
no
oh, well, i don’t care. deborah, you’re getting o-
no no no no no no no no
deborah, you’re getting old
no
[verse 1: deborah, witch doctor/forensic scientist]
slowly it’s begun to sink in
that i won’t always be a spring chicken
i’m starting to show my age
my b00bs are starting to shrivel
and my p-ssy is becoming the texture of peanut brittle
i search all of estonia for a witch doctor
so he can help me drink from the fountain of youth’s water
oh look, an estonian witch doctor
i am not a witch doctor, i am a forensic scientist, you racist -ssh0l-
yeah whatever witch doctor
just tell me how to stay young forever
or i blow your brains out
“there is an answer to your troubles,”
the witch doctor tells me
the answer lies in the skin of a newborn baby
peel it like a potato, and then set it ablaze
then do the hokey pokey while you inhale the flames
but where can i find a baby?
baby
[chorus]
baby
i’m baby (baby)
baby
i’m baby (baby)
where are all the f-cking babies? (baby)
i think i have chronic scabies (baby)
i’m foaming at the mouth
could it be rabies? (baby)
i’m baby
[verse 2]
peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo
i’m going to skin you
you little f-cking babies
you can run, but you can’t hide
i’m going to remove your organs like bonnie and clyde
what is that i see in the distance?
is that an estonian orphanage?
quietly i snake to the window
and see all the babies lined up in a row
so then i break in, inconspicuously
and steal one of the babies
just for me, hee hee
[chorus]
baby
i’m baby (baby)
baby
i’m baby (baby)
where are all the f-cking babies? (baby)
i think i have chronic scabies (baby)
i’m foaming at the mouth
could it be rabies? (baby)
i’m baby
[bridge]
oh my god, will you just shut the f-ck up? if you stay nice and quiet deborah will let you listen to carbon copy
okay, let’s make this quick and easy
i put my right foot in, i put my right foot out
i put my p-ssy in, and i shake it all around
i do the hokey pokey and i turn myself around
that’s what it’s all about
oh my god, it’s working
i’m becoming young
my wrinkles, they’re gone
i’m twenty five again
all thanks to that baby
[chorus]
baby
i’m baby (baby)
baby
i’m baby (baby)
where are all the f-cking babies? (baby)
i think i have chronic scabies (baby)
i’m foaming at the mouth
could it be rabies? (baby)
baby
i’m baby (baby)
baby
i’m baby (baby)
where are all the f-cking babies? (baby)
i think i have chronic scabies (baby)
i’m foaming at the mouth
could it be rabies?
i’m baby
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