deborah healy – geriatric softcore lyrics
[verse 1]
i started volunteering at a nursing home
i thought it would be fun to care for people who are basically just bones
i f-cked a few of my coworkers in the broom closet while the seniors were playing bingo
one of my patients walked in while i was bent over like a flamingo
we immediately got up and covered ourselves
but the old coot used his walker to rub my coochie
it was pretty cute
when i’m cleaning out his bedpan, he grabs my -ss and checks out my cans
[chorus]
i’ve never been with an older man
but i’ve seen lemon party, so i think that counts
usually i make men wait to f-ck me
but i think he can get a senior’s discount
[verse 2]
it takes 30 minutes to turn this floppy hot dog into a rock hard pole
but i’m never discouraged from my goal
he’s so experienced
but he’s in a wheelchair, so he can’t show it
my p-ssy is right in front of him, and i’mma throw it
he f-cks me better than any youthful man i’ve been with before
he makes me feel like such a dirty little wh0r-
if you try and drag me, i’ll report you on tumblr
love is love, b-tch, so go on and run and jiggle that flubber
[chorus]
i’ve never been with an older man
but i’ve seen lemon party, so i think that counts
usually i make men wait to f-ck me
but i think he can get a senior’s discount
[bridge]
oh my god, alfred oh my god f-ck me
wow your floppy old man p-n-s feels so good inside my middle aged v-g-n- stream forbidden fruit by the way oh yeah f-ck me
alfred?
alfred?
oh my god, my bomb p-ssy k!lled him
i have to get out of here before i get fired and then arrested
oh god, why did his d-ck get hard now it’s stuck in me
get out of me you hag
[chorus]
i’ve never been with an older man
but i’ve seen lemon party, so i think that counts
usually i make men wait to f-ck me
but i think he can get a senior’s discount
i’ve never been with an older man
but i’ve seen lemon party, so i think that counts
usually i make men wait to f-ck me
but i think he can get a senior’s discount
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