denis leary – merry f#%$in’ christmas lyrics
[verse 1]
ol’ saint nick’s got bourbon breath
it’s so cold you could catch your death
a cop sold me some crystal meth
it’s a merry f-ckin’ christmas
[verse 2]
everything’s so christmas-y
the streets are twinklin’ with frozen pee
my priest just sat on santa’s knee
it’s a merry f-ckin’ christmas
[chorus]
all the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings ’em (brings ’em)
unless they’re jewish or muslim or some other gyp religion
[verse 3]
cr-ppy toys flying off the shelves
midgets dressed up to look like elves
spread good cheer or burn in h-ll
it’s a merry f-ckin’ christmas
[chorus]
all the kids go to bed each night to dream what santa brings ’em
unless they’re jewish or muslim or some other gyp religion
[verse 4]
cracklin’ fires to keep me warm
and my collection of asian p-rn
cradle my bells and work my h-rn
it’s a keep on truckin’, last year suckin’, midget chuckin’, slap the puckin’, how much wood could a wood chuck chuckin’
merry f-ckin’ christmas
[outr]
ho ho ho
shut up
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