denis leary – merry fucking christmas lyrics
old saint nick’s got bourbon breath
it’s so cold you could catch your death
a cop sold me some crystal meth
it’s a merry f-ckin’ christmas
everything’s so criss-muss-ee
the streets are twinkling with frozen pee
my priest just sat on santa’s knee
it’s a merry f-ckin’ christmas
all the kids go to bed each night
to dream what santa brings ’em
unless they’re jewish or muslim
or some other gyp religion
cr-ppy toys flyin’ off the shelves
midgets dressed up to look like elves
spread good cheer or burn in h-ll
it’s a merry f-ckin’ christmas
cracklin’ fires to keep me warm
and my collection of asian p-rn
cradle my bells and work my h-rn
it’s a keep-on-truckin’
last-year-suckin’
midget-chuckin’
slap-the-puckin’
how-much-wood-could-a-woodchuck-chuckin’
merrrry fuuuuckin’ christmaaaaaas
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