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dennis steven wright – dumbass lyrics

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dumbass lyrics
[intro]
+guitar melody opening+

[verse 1]
down [?] was a hanging at the brooksville rodeo
when we left our worn out camping chairs to see more of the show
we saw a topless woman, she had a real nice pair
when we got back some dumbass stole our worn out camping chairs

[chorus]
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
you’re grade a, number one, qualified first class
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
and you’ll be one all your dumbass life

[verse 2]
my wife and i were in a bar, just the other night
two rednecks started arguing, got into a fight
the police came and said, “now cool it you inbreds”
but, they didn’t, so the popo cracked them on their dumbass heads

[chorus]
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
you’re grade a, number one, qualified first class
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
and you’ll be one all your dumbass life
+guitar solo+

[verse 3]
i saw a girl texting while she drove her little car
she was driving fast and steering with her knees spread real far
she never even saw it when she hit that concrete pole
now she’s texting up in heaven with some other dumb assh0l+s

[chorus]
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
you’re grade a, number one, qualified first class
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
and you’ll be one all your dumbass life

[verse 4]
a blue hair geezer stopped me in the parking lot today
said my dogs can’t be locked up, in my truck that away
i stared at the nosey old bag, like she was a big moron
i said “you dumbass can’t you see the air conditioners on?”

[outro]
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
you’re grade a, number one, qualified first class
you’re a dumbass, you’re a dumbass
and you’ll be one all your dumbass life
(whisper) you dumbass

- dennis steven wright lyrics

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