denzel benzel – clippers lyrics
intro:
honestly, i don’t even have a pulse, like- i’m so tired
why am i doing this right now?
hook: (x2)
open the barber shop, it’s open for business
come bring your kids, bet they’ll love their haircut, clip it
for the john wick, he has some hair clippers
and he uses it on his dog, he shaves it like clifford
verse 1: mr. barber
dead animals belonging to dinosaurs and such
i lost my legs in the vietnam war so i need a crutch
grabbing a fire extinguisher and feed it to the cavemen
neanderthals can’t even understand wayment
have you seen my child, they’re lost to the printer
fl!cker like a candle in the middle of the night
take a picture of the remains of adolf hitler
and then salute them in respect, you always have to respect vets
jet pole can’t steel melt beams
fuel actively destroying my two streams
of blood… yeah i have a lack in it
that’s why my brain has a lack of oxygen to it
half-life 3, halo 3, the same game if you consider the numbers
but if you put the games together, you get different games
destroy the kid on smash, find his f-cking -ss and smother him
i don’t know what to do anymore, i lost my purpose
but like a dolphin, my nose is bleeding, i stuffed it with a napkin
i got a different colour comb this time
i use it to scratch my wrist this time
because it’s smaller and deals less damage
phil swift couldn’t get in on this damage
i’m a man cannon, in the middle of atlantis
destroy grandparents, you can’t destroy anyone with your basic f-cking hands b-tch, ooh
i don’t giving a f-ck and i be coming to giving em haircut, ooh, yuh
really be thinking what’s up, i’m coming to giving em haircut, ooh, aye
smacking em up and i put em in a taco box and flex too much and they shine, ooh
i’m going to find a new pair of clippers because the left behind are broken, ooh
hook: (x2)
open the barber shop, it’s open for business
come bring your kids, bet they’ll love their haircut, clip it
for the john wick, he has some hair clippers
and he uses it on his dog, he shaves it like clifford
verse 2: malfatto
bottle of soap what i drink in the morning, bottle of soap what i drink before bed
bottle of soap really good for my p-n-s, bottle of soap really soft on my head
take up your clippers take off 10 inches, make em all homeless put em on benches
i really hope you ignore all the stenches, head full of lice solid as wrenches
excuse all the mice starting some fights, cooking some rice takin a slice
produce like glyce, i got no hair
why do you stare? why do you glare?
i got no hair, i got no hair, thanks mr barber; i got no hair
hair is where? hair ain’t there i’m bout as hairless as a cat
why in the f-ck am i saying that? he actually did an excellent job
took me right in, my name is bob, lovely -ss men c-m in my gob
takin that s-m-n it is my job, all over the place i am a slob
right on the face is where i prefer
i do concur that mr. barber is the best barber in all of barber
on top of barber inside of barber, under the barber in front of barber
n0body be matchin the mr. barber
because he is my friend
because we are both men
we touch our tips together to make some straight amends, yah
hook: (x2)
open the barber shop, it’s open for business
come bring your kids, bet they’ll love their haircut, clip it
for the john wick, he has some hair clippers
and he uses it on his dog, he shaves it like clifford
verse 3: mr. barber
that was a squeaky thing that just played
i made about 3 dollars just by saying that line
line graph, i’m a rubix cube with line graphs going through it
mine shafts in minecraft, mein kampf has sign language to it in the language of tomorrow
and i really designed bone marrow cause i’m a lost plan
lemon uculiptis has tasty fans
ooh, we should get dna tru lyricist but he’s probably not that great
nevermind, please go not make a verse please
f-ck lyr1c (x8)
peanut b-tter chocolate wrapper on the side of my desk, uh
don’t really know what to do with the test- of strength
but the only thing it tells me to do is flex
holy sh-t i’m a mess, i have dookie stains on my breath
every step i take, i look more depressed
and i think i’m losing the ability to reflect
because i’m turning into a vampire, vampires only come out at night
but then again, you’re an aphrodite, look incredibly like a guy
with, i don’t know, like 14 p-n-ses for eyes
and if you think you’re hard enough then maybe you have the size
oh, f-ck, why, i didn’t ask for this
if i take one step forward, i’ll snap your t-ts
radiation kicks in the -ss
flash in a millisecond like a car crash
f-ck i’m r-t-rded, look in box pencil n-gga looking -ss
melonoma, yeah, i got cancer and it just looks like it
and i also have a nose ring and then an eye ring and i’m attempting to put alot in this video but i don’t know what i’m doing, wait- ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh
hook: (x2)
open the barber shop, it’s open for business
come bring your kids, bet they’ll love their haircut, clip it
for the john wick, he has some hair clippers
and he uses it on his dog, he shaves it like clifford
outro:
everybody, this was mr barber – clippers
everybody give a round of applause –claps–
i missed the first clap…
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