der witz – big dick lyrics
[verse 1]
my d-ck is bigger than octomom’s v-g-n-
bigger than tobacco in carolina
my d-ck is so big that i’m tryna
outsource my masturbation to china
my d-ck is bigger than the racism
during time of the slave
i will turn your p-ssy into a bear cave
my d-ck will make your -rg-sm shockwave
any chick that mess with me has gotta be brave
[chorus]
big d-ck this b-tch
big d-ck—there b-tch!
whoop, tag! you’re it!
c’mon baby, touch it
i got a big d-ck
come on, take a lick
[verse 2]
my d-ck bigger than mcdonalds’ conglomerate
the doctor says somethin’s wrong with it
my birth certificate say
‘this kid’s d-ck size is unproportionate
to his body, that d-ck is godly
after s-x with any chick
she’ll go wobbly
c’mon baby meet me in the lobby
with my pants down
trying to get you to go by me downtown
hear the sound
it’s the fist with that clown
found got a big d-ck
[chorus]
big d-ck this b-tch
big d-ck—there b-tch!
whoop, tag! you’re it!
c’mon baby, touch it
i got a big d-ck
come on, just one lick?
[verse 3]
my d-ck is bigger than the african continent
women always compliment
i put the p-ssy in ‘occupant’
my d-ck’s bigger than jay-z’s bank account
i’m out of s-m-n—too much to count
my d-ck is bigger than godzilla
in michael jackson’s thriller
i will bang a chocolate
but i prefer vanilla
hey baby, let me feel ya
defense is a p-ssy-k!ller
i’m a dope dig-dealer
[chorus]
big d-ck this b-tch
big d-ck—there b-tch!
whoop, tag! you’re it!
c’mon baby, touch it
i got a big d-ck
come on, take a lick
[verse 4]
my d-ck is bigger than sunday night football
bigger than the westfield mall
my b-lls is labelled ‘overhaul’
so don’t try to carry
if you’re a virgin
you don’t want me to pop that cherry
unless you want your sheets lookin’ scary!
my d-ck is bigger than the eiffel tower
i’ll sh-g you down like austin powders
’till your p-ssy looks like clam chowder
i got that presidential d-ck
call my d-ck ‘eisenhower’
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