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destrano - south arlington lyrics

[intro]
welcome to the south side honey
we ain’t got the money
but at least it ain’t blood money or hush money
all the northerners be old, and call ya “sonny”
y’all are rich, stuck up pricks
while we’re humble
we got each other’s backs, we don’t stumble
you live between office buildings
and we live beside each other
we’re a community
if you’re one of them, here’s your opportunity
come to the good part of arlington
and we’ll grant you immunity, from their disunity
if you got the coffers, here’s what we offer

[first verse]
we got the famous cemetery
where jfk is buried
just give up already
and hold onto your teddy
cause we scare ya’ll like freddy
now get ready, cause we ain’t goin’ steady
need something to eat?
you can’t beat the heat, of shirlington
i’ll give you the deets
we got the best restaurants
i’m talkin’ guapo’s, where you can eat tacos
i’m talkin’ thai, where you can always see phy
i’m talkin’ busboys and poets, where you solo it
there’s also a bakery, best buns!
i’m telling you, we got the best hun!

[hook]
south side
you better hide
or your gonna get fried
cause i always bring the tide
we don’t lie, none of this is falsified
unlike the tax returns of them northerners
so step up or i’ll be your coroner
wait, nevermind, there’s no point in tryna hide
y’all are just gonna start to cry
cause we’re bonafide
welcome to the south side
let me be your guide

[second verse]
straight outta columbia pike
it was always a hike
walking up these hills
throwing dollar bills
you want a career?
you better come here
because didn’t you hear?
we’re on a whole ‘nother tier
we ain’t exclusive
we’re all inclusive
unlike those up north with riches
but we ain’t no snitches
we just give them stitches
ha, i bet you thought i would say the b-word
but in case you haven’t heard
i’m pg mother truckers

[third verse]
so you want to shop?
welcome to the next stop
pentagon city
i hear you like to shop at macy’s
this is for all the ladies
cause we got a mall
and its pretty tall
but don’t worry it’s not gonna fall
and neither is the
pentagon
the most secure facility in the nation
they know your location
which they can see from their workstation
you call it federal land
i’ll give you a backhand with my right hand
cause it’s on our side of the river
so you better quiver and shiver
cause we from the…

[outro]
this is why we the best
don’t know if you guessed
but we’re blessed
here’s a message to all the northerners
y’all are possessed
someone oughtta put you under house arrest
you’ve been addressed
now be my guest
and get ready for the rest

- destrano lyrics

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