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devo spice - dinky mcdiddlyboots lyrics

well, i’m a hip hop maven, with rhymes that i’m cravin’
beard with the lines that i’m shavin’
weird, but at times i’m amazin’, not to be
feared, but sometimes i think i’m kinda crazy
lazy, sit around the house eatin’ popcorn
mouse b-tton cl!ckin’ on a picture full of hot p-rn
pickin’ up laundry, fold what is not torn
find a pair of underwear there that i’ve not worn
got a name that the rap game gave me
crowds shout it loud while they clap and are raving
proud of the rowdiness happening daily
cloud-nine rhymes ’cause i’m frakkin’ amazing
till one day when a strange man changed it
willed his way and his brain now reigns it
chains my name to this wack ident-ty
while he’s out back playing pac-man and centipede

my name is d-nky mcdiddlyboots
my music is plinky and ritalin-fused
ned flanders thinks in “diddly-doos”
but i’m mc d-nky mcdiddlyboots
my name is d-nky mcdiddlyboots
my music is plinky and ritalin-fused
pac-man eats inky and blinky and fruits
but i’m mc d-nky mcdiddlyboots

now i gotta make changes to everything
every song’s wrong so the files will never ping
miles of lyrics to compile with a clever string
while i clear it with google and even bing
and because of this stupid jerk i have to
update all my paperwork, great, now i’m late for work
name on my licenses changed to reflect it
drivers, marriage, and bikini inspector’s
my whole life’s turned upside-down
i obliged this clown and my wife skipped town
and i found at work they would leave me out of meetings
but call me all day to play voicemail greetings
this may be his crowning achievement
i’m drowning in spite but i try to be lenient
i’ve seen it, this may sound trite but i mean it
this really is quite inconvenient

my name is d-nky mcdiddlyboots
my music is plinky and ritalin-fused
ned flanders thinks in “diddly-doos”
but i’m mc d-nky mcdiddlyboots
my name is d-nky mcdiddlyboots
my music is plinky and ritalin-fused
shoebox is a big mean stinkety p–p
now i’m mc d-nky mcdiddlyboots

hi my name is (what?)
my name is (who?)
my name is d-nky mcdiddlyboots

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