dickie goodman – santa & the touchables lyrics
announcer: “we interrupt this record for an important
new bulletin’! santa claus is missing from the north pole!”
dispatcher voice: “be on the lookout for santa claus, last seen…”
lee dorsey’s “ya ya” – “sitting here la-la waiting for my ya ya”
“washington has decided this is a job for ‘the touchables’.”
d-ckie: “december 1961
at the headquarters of elliot press and ’the touchables’.”
sung: “deck the halls with boughs
of holly, fa la la la la la la la la.”
d-ckie: “sent to the north pole ‘the touchables” learn that someone
has launched a toy sp-ceship
sending santa to the moon. alvin’ the chipmunk said”:
crazy
d-ckie: “rudolph the red-nosed reindeer volunteered to lead ‘the
touchables’ to the rescue. a new sp-ceship is ready for blastoff”
mission control: “t-minus… three… two… one… zero.”
chipmunks “chipmunk song” – “ok alvin’… alvin’… alvin! ok!
d-ckie: “successfully landing on the moon
rudolph and ’the touchables’ are surrounded by the moon men.”
dion & the belmonts “runaround sue” – “hey, hey ooohhhh hey…”
d-ckie: “the leader of the moon men approaches elliot press and says”:
marcels “heartaches” – “yip yip yip yip
werp-a-werp werp mumm a mumm mumm bohp-a bohp”
d-ckie: “which translated means”:
ray charles “hit the road jack” – “hit
the road jack and don’tcha come back no more”
d-ckie: “but ’the touchables’ are not leaving without santa claus.”
d-ckie: “after a brief battle elliot press looks off and says”:
fats domino “what a party” – “i’ll be back on my feet someday!”
d-ckie: meanwhile, rudolph secretly leads santa claus to the
sp-ceship. out of gas ‘the touchables’
harness rudolph to the ship, and away they go!”
marcels “heartaches” – “watch out! here we go again.”
d-ckie: “a job well done
elliot press and ‘the touchables’ turn to each other and say”:
sung: “deck the halls with boughs
of holly, fa la la la la la la la la.”
announcer: “if you should look up in the sky this christmas eve and
see a reindeer pulling a sp-ceship… chances are it’s santa claus.”
moon man: “merry christmas earth people! [echoes]”
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