digbargayraps – lube thief lyrics
[verse]
i don’t like to bring these stories up, i like to keep them to myself
but i’m still on the run and i need some f+ckin’ help
i was chillin’ with this dude, he just pulled up to my house
we was ’bout to get it crackin’, he was naked on my couch
i said “hold up, i’ll be right back”, i hope i wasn’t being rude
i went to the bathroom ’cause i had to grab me some lube
picked it up, there was nothin’ in that motherf+ckin’ tube
without lube there’s no way i can get my d+ck through
i went into the room, i said “ayo”, that n+ggas name was timmy
i said “i’mma run and get some lubе because the tubе is empty”
hopped into the car b+tt+naked, ain’t no time for clothes
gotta grab the lube so it feel easy when i slide it home
pulled up to the spot, it’s my favorite lil’ gas station
i ran into the store so fast, i ain’t have patience
when i got inside everybody looked at me
someone said “watch yo’ bbc hangin’ below your knees”
i said “sh+t, gotta make it quick, they can see my d+ck”
i ain’t never stole before but right now i don’t give a sh+t
grab the lube off the table, it was called “mr lube+a+lot”
i ran up out the door, don’t give a f+ck if it was used or not
runnin’ to my car, b+tt shakin’ and a swingin’ c+ck
look right to my right and on god man, i see the cops
godd+mn, i start up the whip, this ain’t about a b+tch
i do the dash, move it h+lla fast, i’m clenchin’ my ass
check the mirror, cops are getting nearer, i struggle to stear
i hit a right and then i lose the cops, i think i’m in the clear
i’m at the house, put the car in park, my heart start to beat
when i got up out the car i saw some sh+t all in the seat
what the f+ck, i ain’t got no time, gotta go inside
’boutta slide inside of timmy’s ass, i’ll try my best to break his spine
so i walked up to the porch, cops pulled up in they booty shorts
i said “h+ll nah n+gga, i can not go back to court”
the cop started speaking, that n+gga was big, buff and short
he was probably wondering why i the f+ck was running for
he said “hey, digbar, why the f+ck did you steal the lube”
i said “how the h+ll am i finna slide up in my dude”
[outro]
and after that me and the cops had a d+ld+ tomahawk battle
i k!lled all 3 of them n+ggas
i went back in the house with my lube
and secured timmy’s cheeks, it’s just what it is
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