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dizmo – slammed penis lyrics

i like to call this one
slammed p+n+s

i slammed my p+n+s in the car door

[intrumental]

i slammed my p+n+s in a car door
i slammed my p+n+s in a car door
i slammed my p+n+s in a car door
i slammed my p+n+s in a car door
i slammed my p+n+s in a car door
i slammed my p+n+s in a car door
i slammed my p+n+s in a car door
i slammed my p+n+s in a car door

i slammed my p+n+s in the car door
because i went to the grocery store
to get a wh0re

everything was going alright
mighty tight
my tensions i will bite
on this beautiful dyk+
like riding a bike
on a summer night
like calling your girl
her saying “everything’s alright”
c+ck was hard rock
so hard in fact, she had some shock
though it was 4 inches, she was still getting paid
and i didn’t care cause i was getting laid

got out the car, slammed on my d+ck
as soon as she saw, she left with my money

the b+tch

now i’m gonna need my buddy mitch
because i’m screaming at the top of my lungs
going all like

i slammed my p+n+s in the car door
oh why, oh why did this happen to me
i’ve been a very very very good boy, you see?
but now i’m stuck, under a tree
and a car door smashed on my peepee
everybodys looking, seeing what’s wrong
while others pass by and laugh at my shlong
when i pulled out the jimmy, it was mighty long
just like eggman said: “two b+lls and a bong.”
so i share to you the lesson of the day

don’t buy a from a store because it’s g+y

[outro]

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