dj trum – jesus bells lyrics
[intro]
[verse 1: jpthaprophet]
jingle bells, satan smells, jesus is our king
priest and prophet, holy redeemer
rhyming is my thing
up in the club with my ho-ho-hoes
i’m more christian than montrose
little drummer boy with the bongos
i’m like rudolph with the red nose
i don’t make it rain i make it snow
i’ve played less games than derrick rose
i’m an mvp under the mistletoe
and i’ve got cribs bigger than mexico
my words are final, indigo plateau
and i can’t stop, giving this flow
i’ll stub you like my big toe
rip you apart–cookie dough
[verse 2: dj trum]
it’s jesus’ birthday, god is truly bae
it’s time to gather out then begin to pray
grab that bread, smack that bread
we’re going to the house of dave-ed
then martin had a dream
whipped cream
jesus peace holier than it seems
drop it low and you all know
like presents under the stocking, yo
and i’m wishing for it to snow and for those lights to glow
wumbo!
you all know i’m about that flow i’m farther out than pluto
god knows more than everything
like bing and even google
beats so bliss i’m on santa’s list of
dopest mc’s, check this
satan will be missed, god will persist
and have a merry christmas
[verse 3: young gramps]
running into walmart, buying last-minute gifts
remember to thank him for this holy christmas
jesus is the reason for the holy season
let’s not forget why the whole world is breezin’
i know these things, me and jesus are tight
one time he even helped me out in a fight
it was a battle, a war raging against satan
he gave me the power to trample over and shake him
we good now though, i turned the other cheek
in fact, a small tear started to leak
down my face when i thought of all the presents
poor satan wasn’t getting this christmas
so i threw some things together wrapped ’em up in some paper
and delivered them on his doorstep
but to satan’s surprise it was a bomb i devised to help him meet his untimely demise
now remember kids, these words they’re in stone
because god forgives, but i sure don’t
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